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How to ♥♥♥♥ while still playing
By captainXcodfish
Ever sat there, playing HL2 but you had to ♥♥♥♥ but didnt want to leave?
this Guide should help!
   
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Category: Gameplay Basics, Secrets
Content Descriptors: General Mature Content
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7 Apr @ 10:05am
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Overview
Do you even own a toilet? 
Moving your gaming setup 
Congratulations! 
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Do you even own a toilet?
First, look in every bathroom of your house for a toilet. If you do not have a toilet, go get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job and buy one!
Moving your gaming setup
This could be tough, depending on what setup you have.

If you only have a Steam Deck, easy! Just take a ♥♥♥♥ and play on it!
If you have a laptop, place a small table in front of you toilet and set your laptop on mouse on it.
If you have an entire gaming PC, there's no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point dude just take your sorry ass to the damn toilet you lousy moron!


Who the hell even drew this? At least they didn't forget his double-chin.
Congratulations!
Happy brither day!

You have learned how to play your favorite game, Half-Life while taking a ♥♥♥♥! Now go outside it's been 2 weeks you've been playing that damn game.


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