So first get to know the mayo make the mayo sit down now get the mayo to your ear let it speak to you now get a boba tea from your local shop and get the straw bc Them straws are big itll be easier to drink something that isnt really liquid such as mayo now drink it a bit but dont drink too much because we can make it better here's how.

now crack opens eggs like two or three or maybe sixty inside the mayo and put water so its drinkable now absolutely destroy it like i mean mash it like i mean absolutely eat it and drink it likes its a powdered donut i hope you enjoyed this please award this guide please it would mean the world to me