Schedule I

Schedule I

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💼 How to Get Rich in Schedule I Without Getting Arrested (Too Much)
by: Definitely Not Walter White




Welcome to Schedule I, the only game where you can run a drug empire with the swagger of Rick Sanchez and the work ethic of Jesse Pinkman—if Jesse skipped school and drank 4 Red Bulls. Let's make that money, baby.




🚀 Step 1: Congratulations, You’re a Criminal Now

You just woke up in your sad little apartment with a couple of bucks, a dream, and probably a severe caffeine addiction. Time to grow some [color=green]*herbs*[/color].

First objective:
  1. Buy a couple of pots, seeds, and lights.
  2. Grow that green like it’s 4/20 every day.

💡 Pro Tip: If your electricity bill starts glowing like a Christmas tree, it’s working.




🛵 Step 2: The Walking Plug

You're now the delivery guy, the boss, the grower, and the dude getting chased by cops for jaywalking with a backpack full of narcotics.

Steps to success:
  1. Put on your hoodie and hop on your skateboard.
  2. Meet sketchy people in dark alleys.
  3. Exchange grass for cash.
  4. Pretend it’s a totally normal day.

💡 Pro Tip: If they’re wearing a tracksuit and say “yo” too many times, they're probably a good client.




🧪 Step 3: Cooking 101 — Better Drugs, Bigger Profits

Tired of selling oregano? Time to level up your operation.

  1. Experiment with ingredients.
  2. Create special blends (e.g., "Cloud Juice" or "Brain Melt").
  3. Give your drugs cool names—branding matters, baby.

💡 Fun Fact: You can literally make a designer drug that makes people jump higher. Science!




🤝 Step 4: Hire Goons (aka Dealers)

Tired of doing all the work yourself?

  1. Find a reliable dealer.
  2. Pay them, feed them, keep them happy.
  3. Watch the money roll in while you “supervise.”

💡 Dealer Rule: If they start talking about “cutting their own path,” fire them immediately.




🚓 Step 5: Don’t Get Caught (Seriously)

The police are not your friends. They don’t want your mixtape. They WILL tase you.

  1. Don’t carry 10 lbs of dope like a turtle.
  2. Use back alleys and rooftops.
  3. DON’T throw bricks at cops (tempting, but no).

💡 Tip: If you hear a siren, don’t stop to finish your burrito. RUN.




🏡 Step 6: The Empire

You’ve got:
✅ A lab
✅ A crew
✅ A drug with a funny name
✅ A suspicious amount of cash in your toilet tank

Now:
  1. Automate production.
  2. Expand territory.
  3. Add lights, music, and posters to your lab.
  4. Consider an actual security system.

💡 Final Boss Tip: The best drug empire is the one you can run in your slippers.




🎉 Bonus: Your Life Motto Now

“I didn’t choose the plug life.
The plug life chose me.”





Enjoy your criminal empire, stay out of jail (mostly), and remember:
If you’re not making money, you’re just growing salad. 🌿

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How to get Rich | Troll Guide
💼 How to Get Rich in Schedule I Without Getting Arrested (Too Much)
by: Definitely Not Walter White




Welcome to Schedule I, the only game where you can run a drug empire with the swagger of Rick Sanchez and the work ethic of Jesse Pinkman—if Jesse skipped school and drank 4 Red Bulls. Let's make that money, baby.




🚀 Step 1: Congratulations, You’re a Criminal Now

You just woke up in your sad little apartment with a couple of bucks, a dream, and probably a severe caffeine addiction. Time to grow some [color=green]*herbs*[/color].

First objective:
  1. Buy a couple of pots, seeds, and lights.
  2. Grow that green like it’s 4/20 every day.

💡 Pro Tip: If your electricity bill starts glowing like a Christmas tree, it’s working.




🛵 Step 2: The Walking Plug

You're now the delivery guy, the boss, the grower, and the dude getting chased by cops for jaywalking with a backpack full of narcotics.

Steps to success:
  1. Put on your hoodie and hop on your skateboard.
  2. Meet sketchy people in dark alleys.
  3. Exchange grass for cash.
  4. Pretend it’s a totally normal day.

💡 Pro Tip: If they’re wearing a tracksuit and say “yo” too many times, they're probably a good client.




🧪 Step 3: Cooking 101 — Better Drugs, Bigger Profits

Tired of selling oregano? Time to level up your operation.

  1. Experiment with ingredients.
  2. Create special blends (e.g., "Cloud Juice" or "Brain Melt").
  3. Give your drugs cool names—branding matters, baby.

💡 Fun Fact: You can literally make a designer drug that makes people jump higher. Science!




🤝 Step 4: Hire Goons (aka Dealers)

Tired of doing all the work yourself?

  1. Find a reliable dealer.
  2. Pay them, feed them, keep them happy.
  3. Watch the money roll in while you “supervise.”

💡 Dealer Rule: If they start talking about “cutting their own path,” fire them immediately.




🚓 Step 5: Don’t Get Caught (Seriously)

The police are not your friends. They don’t want your mixtape. They WILL tase you.

  1. Don’t carry 10 lbs of dope like a turtle.
  2. Use back alleys and rooftops.
  3. DON’T throw bricks at cops (tempting, but no).

💡 Tip: If you hear a siren, don’t stop to finish your burrito. RUN.




🏡 Step 6: The Empire

You’ve got:
✅ A lab
✅ A crew
✅ A drug with a funny name
✅ A suspicious amount of cash in your toilet tank

Now:
  1. Automate production.
  2. Expand territory.
  3. Add lights, music, and posters to your lab.
  4. Consider an actual security system.

💡 Final Boss Tip: The best drug empire is the one you can run in your slippers.




🎉 Bonus: Your Life Motto Now

“I didn’t choose the plug life.
The plug life chose me.”





Enjoy your criminal empire, stay out of jail (mostly), and remember:
If you’re not making money, you’re just growing salad. 🌿

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Need a themed version? Want co-op empire advice? Drop a comment below! 👇