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How to Be the Most Hated Player in Every Lobby | Troll Guide
By Brotpilot
🎯 ShellShock Live: How to Be the Most Hated Player in Every Lobby
by: TotallyNotAFK



Welcome to the **ultimate guide** for causing maximum salt, rage quits, and accidental team kills in ShellShock Live. This isn't a guide to winning. This is a guide to ruining lives.

If you're looking for pro strategies and optimal trajectory calculations... lol, wrong guide, nerd.



🔫 Step 1: Never Learn Your Angle

Why aim when you can YOLO?

  1. Set your power to 100.
  2. Pick the funniest-looking weapon (Bounceplode, anyone?).
  3. Fire and pray to RNGesus.

💡 Tip: The more unpredictable you are, the more dangerous you seem. Or just useless. Either way, it’s content.



💣 Step 2: Friendly Fire is Just Free XP

If you’ve never nuked your own teammate and said “oops lol” in chat, are you even playing ShellShock?

  1. Start the game by shooting a deadweight directly into your ally.
  2. Say “lag sorry” when they get mad.
  3. Repeat with a Roller just to finish the job.

💡 Bonus: If you team kill 2+ games in a row, you unlock a passive ability called "Mute from Lobby".



👶 Step 3: Trash Talk Like a Bronze 2 With Daddy Issues

Confidence > skill. Always.

  1. Call yourself a “ShellShock veteran” at level 6.
  2. Say “EZ” after every shot, even if it misses.
  3. Type “gg” before the match even starts.

💡 Bonus Points: Miss all your shots and still tell others to “git gud.” Peak troll energy.



🎲 Step 4: Use Only the Worst Weapons

No Orbitals. No Snipers. Real gamers use:

  1. Tunneler (does literally nothing)
  2. Fleet (aka “air pollution”)
  3. Cactus (hits walls better than tanks)
  4. Bounceplode (pure chaos = pure fun)

Fun Fact: The more the weapon bounces, the more skill it takes. That’s science.



🧍 Step 5: Never Move Your Tank

That’s right—sit in spawn like a statue. Moving is for tryhards.

  1. Stay in the open.
  2. Let the enemy lineup artillery on your position.
  3. Blame your team when you die first.

💡 Excuse Ideas: “keyboard broken,” “map glitch,” or the classic “I wanted to make it fair.”



👑 Bonus Strategy: Become a Mobile Distraction

Rotate lobbies like a chaotic god. Leave right before your turn. Join again mid-match. Make enemies ask themselves: "was that guy even real?"



🎉 Congratulations, You’re Officially a Menace

You now possess all the knowledge to make ShellShock Live as trollish, hilarious, and cursed as possible. You won’t top the leaderboard—but you’ll live rent-free in everyone’s heads.

Final Tip: Winning is temporary. Annoyance is eternal.

Now go forth and cause suffering. Just don't tell them you read this here. 😎
   
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How to Be the Most Hated Player in Every Lobby | Troll Guide
🎯 ShellShock Live: How to Be the Most Hated Player in Every Lobby
by: TotallyNotAFK



Welcome to the **ultimate guide** for causing maximum salt, rage quits, and accidental team kills in ShellShock Live. This isn't a guide to winning. This is a guide to ruining lives.

If you're looking for pro strategies and optimal trajectory calculations... lol, wrong guide, nerd.



🔫 Step 1: Never Learn Your Angle

Why aim when you can YOLO?

  1. Set your power to 100.
  2. Pick the funniest-looking weapon (Bounceplode, anyone?).
  3. Fire and pray to RNGesus.

💡 Tip: The more unpredictable you are, the more dangerous you seem. Or just useless. Either way, it’s content.



💣 Step 2: Friendly Fire is Just Free XP

If you’ve never nuked your own teammate and said “oops lol” in chat, are you even playing ShellShock?

  1. Start the game by shooting a deadweight directly into your ally.
  2. Say “lag sorry” when they get mad.
  3. Repeat with a Roller just to finish the job.

💡 Bonus: If you team kill 2+ games in a row, you unlock a passive ability called "Mute from Lobby".



👶 Step 3: Trash Talk Like a Bronze 2 With Daddy Issues

Confidence > skill. Always.

  1. Call yourself a “ShellShock veteran” at level 6.
  2. Say “EZ” after every shot, even if it misses.
  3. Type “gg” before the match even starts.

💡 Bonus Points: Miss all your shots and still tell others to “git gud.” Peak troll energy.



🎲 Step 4: Use Only the Worst Weapons

No Orbitals. No Snipers. Real gamers use:

  1. Tunneler (does literally nothing)
  2. Fleet (aka “air pollution”)
  3. Cactus (hits walls better than tanks)
  4. Bounceplode (pure chaos = pure fun)

Fun Fact: The more the weapon bounces, the more skill it takes. That’s science.



🧍 Step 5: Never Move Your Tank

That’s right—sit in spawn like a statue. Moving is for tryhards.

  1. Stay in the open.
  2. Let the enemy lineup artillery on your position.
  3. Blame your team when you die first.

💡 Excuse Ideas: “keyboard broken,” “map glitch,” or the classic “I wanted to make it fair.”



👑 Bonus Strategy: Become a Mobile Distraction

Rotate lobbies like a chaotic god. Leave right before your turn. Join again mid-match. Make enemies ask themselves: "was that guy even real?"



🎉 Congratulations, You’re Officially a Menace

You now possess all the knowledge to make ShellShock Live as trollish, hilarious, and cursed as possible. You won’t top the leaderboard—but you’ll live rent-free in everyone’s heads.

Final Tip: Winning is temporary. Annoyance is eternal.

Now go forth and cause suffering. Just don't tell them you read this here. 😎