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🎮 Girls in CS2: Yes, We Exist. No, We Won’t Carry You.

By 21 Gogo Yubari

💬 Description

This is not your typical CS2 guide.
Written by a girl (yes, we play too. Shocking, I know), this brutally honest, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged manual dives into the real experience of being a female player in Counter-Strike 2.

Expect satire. Expect bullets. Expect tears (mostly from the guys who lost a 1v1).

🎯 Whether you're a girl who wants to feel seen, or a guy who's ever said "You sound hot, add me?" - this guide is for you.

Warning: contains actual skill, dark humor, and zero tolerance for cringe.

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Category: Getting Started, Individual Skill, Team Strategy, Competition, HUD & UI, Maps, Modding & Scripts

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Girls in CS2

🎮 Girls in CS2: Yes, We Exist. No, We Won’t Carry You.

*A Steam Guide for the Confused, the Condescending, and the Chronically Insecure.*

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📌 Introduction

Hi. I'm a girl. I play CS2.
Take a breath. Sit down. Drink water. Yes, it's real. No, it's not cosplay. Yes, I have a mic. No, I won’t say "hi baby" for your fragile little ego.

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🎓 The Right to Play

What gives me the right to play CS2?
Steam. Fingers. And a vague desire to commit digital violence.
That’s it. Not your approval, not your unsolicited Discord invite, and definitely not your opinion on my loadout.

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🔊 Voice ≠ Mating Call

Yes, my mic works.
Yes, that’s a female voice.
No, this is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I’m not here to flirt, roleplay, or be your emotional support e-girl. I’m here to drop bodies and ruin your ego.

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🧠 Top 5 Things We Hear in Every Match

1. Wait... are you a girl?
2. You’re pretty good… for a girl.
3. Add me?
4. Say something again.
5. What's your Instagram?

💀 Bonus: Can you not talk so I can concentrate?
Absolutely. And can you uninstall so we can win?

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🏆 Achievements We Deserve

- Killed a guy, he rage quit.
- Was top frag, got kicked anyway.
- Muted 7 dudes who all thought I was their next girlfriend.
- Didn’t scream after getting flashbanged (but wanted to).
- Survived 38 “where do you live?” messages without committing a felony.

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💣 Tips from a Girl Who Plays Better Than You

- Don’t assume I’m support.
- Don’t assume I want to “duo.”
- Do assume I’m about to 1v5 your sorry team with a Deagle and dead eyes.
- Tea-bagging me only fuels my bloodlust. Proceed.

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❓ FAQ

> Q: “But why are girls even in CS2?”
> A: Same reason you are. Trauma, caffeine, and an unquenchable thirst for digital domination.

>Q: “Do you want to join my team?”
> A: Is your team made of red flags and daddy issues? Pass.

> Q: “Can I call you ‘kitten’?”
> A: Only if I can call you ‘therapy’.

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## 👋 Final Thoughts

If you’re a girl: keep playing. Keep dominating. Keep making grown men cry in voice chat.
If you’re a guy who’s still surprised girls play CS2:
**Buddy, update your worldview — it’s running Windows Vista.**

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Now go back to the server and try not to embarrass yourself again. Or do. I need more achievements.