The beggining :
go through the intro cutscene

Well, thats a bit early isnt it? :
die in the first battle against lancer

* oh ok :
hug ralsei in the tutorial

Awwww :
hug ralsei and make him blush

GIMME THE HEALS :
Fill up your inventory completely at the first shop

Yummy cake :
fix the broken cake

CHAOS KING. :
beat the chaos king

wow such a hard puzzle :
sit still for 5 whole minutes at the first Roulx puzzle in the card castle

??? :
☝︎☜︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☜︎☝︎☝︎

CHAOS CHAOS!! :
beat jevil

One Hell Of a Study Session :
Meet the queen

Truu gam3rr!!! :
win the boxing game without getting hit

mmm, blueee... :
Find all the blue checkmarks for the hacker.

Wow, maybe it is useful afterall! :
revive someone using susie's ULTIMATHEAL

NOWS YOUR CHANCE... :
MEET THE [[no.1ratedsalesman1997]]!!!

WOW YA REALLY BLEW [[that 1]] KID :
get spamton to hate you for attacking him while having the hackers checkmarks

good job :
dont hit any of the cheese in the cheese maze

>>>>>!!?!?!>?<FE@!> :
💧︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎☝︎☼︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👌︎☹︎🕆︎☜︎👌︎✋︎☼︎👎︎

TRUU F1GHTRE!!!@!!@22! :
no-hit the final boss against giga-queen

...TO BE A [[BIGSHOT!]] :
beat spamton [[NEO]]

MAKE ME AN [[ice cream sunday!]]???? :
Beat spamton NEO on the ⬧︎■︎□︎⬥︎♑︎❒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❒︎□︎◆︎⧫︎♏︎

ITS! T! V! TIIIME!!! :
Meet Mr. (ant) Tenna!

ass :
name yourself ass

He did that just for you why didnt you why would you not :
DONT push ralsei

huh :
WOAH WHAT THE MAMA HEY WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE WOAH WHAT THE HEY WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE MAMA MIA WOAH (have spamton and tenna meet eachother)

gamer :
get S rank on every board

/// :
NORTHERNLIGHT (reach the glacier)

. .? MARe> :
FIGHT

how the hell...??? :
beat the roaring knight without the mantle

better luck next time... :
give up on beating the knight with the mantle

Bangin' sermon my man. :
choose that option in the diolouge with the priest guy (i forgot his name)

... How dare you?! :
drink alphys' juice combo right in front of her

I'm old! :
meet the old man.

OK YOURE REALLY TAKING TOO LONG :
wait NINE HOURS for a jackenstein attack to end naturally.

NOT AGAIN!!! :
Watercooler.

CONGRADUALTION YOU BEAT THE DARK ZONE :
beat jackenstein

The hammer of justice. :
beat the hammer of justice.

Trial, and mainly error.
during the fight against the hammer of justice, improve on your healing once and then die. repeat until you cant improve anymore

The nail of crime :
kill the fake old man.

The swarm. :
beat the titan...?

HOLY GUACAMOLE :
Need a hand?

No. :
attempt to play megalovania on the large piano

...Does he know? :
Play "your best friend" on the large piano

YOU MONSTER :
Tell ralsei to keep smiling.

❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎💧︎ 💣︎✡︎ ☠︎✌︎💣︎☜︎📪︎ 👎︎🕆︎💣︎💣︎✡︎📬︎ 🖳︎
☠︎✌︎💣︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✞︎☜︎💧︎💧︎☜︎☹︎ ✂︎☼︎☜︎❄︎💧︎✌︎☝︎✂︎ 🕿︎♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎✆︎

(every egg acheivement here)