How to Launch FPS Chess on Steam
(aka how to ruin friendships with knights that have crossbows0

1. Open Steam
Double-click that Steam icon like you're about to hack into the Pentagon.
If you can’t find it, just hit the Start button and start typing “Steam” like your life depends on it.

2. Log In (If Steam forgot who you are)
Enter your username and password.
If Steam Guard pops up, don’t panic—it’s just Steam making sure you’re not a raccoon that stole a gamer’s identity.

3. Go to Your Library
Click “Library” at the top. This is where all your games hang out and silently judge you for only playing two of them.

4. Find FPS Chess
Scroll through your list of shame until you find FPS Chess.
Or use the search bar because it’s 2025 and we’re not cavemen.

5. Install It (if you haven’t yet (SKILL ISSUE (RATIO (TOO BAD))))
Click the big ol’ blue “Install” button.
Wait. Pace around. Question your life choices. Maybe make a sandwich.

6. Smash That PLAY Button
Once it’s installed, the “Play” button turns green. That’s your signal. Click it.
The game will boot up, and you’ll soon be controlling a queen with a fuhin tommy gun.

7. Enjoy the Madness
Prepare for a chess match where pawns commit war crimes/

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