Hades II

Hades II

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Hades II – 10 Ways to Die with Style
By Thunder Bird
“10 ways to die with style” – a lighthearted guide packed with tips, tricks, and dumb jokes to help you survive (or at least look cool while failing) in Hades II.
   
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Introduction
Welcome to Hades II – the game where "just one more run" turns into 3 AM faster than Chronos can ruin your day.
This guide is for anyone who wants to survive, laugh, and maybe even look cool while dying repeatedly.


1. Dying is Learning
Death in Hades II isn’t a fail – it’s a free tutorial you didn’t ask for.
Every time you die, you unlock new dialogues, story bits, and upgrades. Treat death like your unpaid coach.

Pro Tip: Don’t rage-quit. Even the best players here are basically professional dying enthusiasts.


2. Weapons – Find Your Soulmate
Hades II offers a nice collection of toys: scythes, staves, and other instruments of pain. Try them all – each one changes your playstyle.

Favorites to start with:
  • Scythe: Perfect balance of reach and speed.
  • Witchy staff: For players who like their combat spicy and ranged.

Tip: Don’t ignore weapon aspects (upgrades). A boring stick can turn into a weapon of mass destruction if you give it some love.


3. Boons & Magic – Pick Wisely
The gods are generous… but picky.
  • Choose boons that match your weapon. Fast weapon? Go for attack speed or crits. Heavy hitter? Damage stacking is your friend.
  • Don’t underestimate status effects (poison, doom, chill). They melt bosses faster than your patience in a 10th run.


4. Steam Deck – Perfect Playground
  • Hades II runs butter-smooth on Steam Deck.
  • Controls are perfectly tuned for handheld play – dodging feels natural, and your thumbs won’t hate you.
  • Battery life is great – expect 3 to 5 hours of gameplay on a single charge, which is plenty for a good dungeon marathon.


5. Bosses – Don’t Panic, Dance
  • Learn attack patterns. Every boss telegraphs moves. Think of it as a deadly rhythm game.
  • Use the dash. Seriously, the dash is your best friend. Treat it better than your IRL friends.
  • Save your cast/magic for clutch moments. It’s the difference between victory and a face full of Chronos.


6. “Just One More Run” – The Greatest Lie
You will say it. You will believe it. And then you’ll look up and realize the sun is rising.
Solution? Don’t fight it. Make coffee and keep playing.


7. Quick Tips
  • Talk to everyone – dialogues = rewards.
  • Upgrade your Mirror/Arcana early – it’s like a gym membership for your character.
  • Always spend Darkness and resources. Hoarding won’t make you a hero.
  • Don’t fear experimenting – sometimes a “weird” boon combo becomes OP.


Conclusion
Hades II is a masterpiece of fast-paced combat, gorgeous art, and hilarious writing.
Play it on Steam Deck, on PC, heck, play it on your fridge if possible.
Just remember: death isn’t the end – it’s content.