Pick whoever looks the coolest on the selection screen. That means ignoring the meta and going full Rocket Raccoon because he's short and angry, like your will to live.

✅ Pro Chat Tip:
Type: im groot and u all are beneath me.
Confuse them. Establish dominance.

• Tank: Charge in like a bald rhino. Team? Never heard of 'em.
  
• Support: Only heal teammates who compliment your skin.
  
• DPS: Use your mobility to explore places the devs didn’t intend.

✅ Pro Chat Tip (as Support):
Type: dealing damage is better than healing
(pick Loki and try to assasinate the back lane for bonus points)

Call out important info like:

• "They're all low!" (They’re not)
  
• "I distracted them!" (You died in a corner)
  
• "Trust me, I mained Mercy in Overwatch." (You didn't)

✅ Chat Tip:
Type: focus the squishy one
Don’t specify who. There’s always one.

If you touch the payload or point, you're part of the system. Rebel.
Your real job is to:

• Emote in enemy spawn
  
• Paint walls with your spray
  
• Die doing something "sick"

✅ Bonus Tip:
Type: i was zoning
After dying behind enemy lines.

Skins = Skill. Period.
If you’re not glowing or on fire, how will your enemies know you mean business?

✅ Chat Tip:
Type: do u fear the drip?
Before diving into 5 enemies.

✅ Chat Tip:
Type: this game is just a metaphor for my relationship with my dad
Then solo ult their tank.

✅ Optional
Type: miss click
After solo ulting the tank

You now know everything you need to become a Marvel Menace.

• Don’t cooperate with your team m8s.
  
• Play loud.
  
• And never forget: blaming lag is a constitutional right.

✅ End-Game Chat Tip:
Win or lose, always type: gg ez - this message is party-approved by the Chinese government

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💀 See you on the battlefield, or in the spawn room.