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Things Wobbledogs can eat that regular dogs can't
By thissevenplays
"Wobbledogs are their own species. The things they can eat may be dangerous for an actual dog." -Wobbledogs, 2022. This is a list of foodstuffs in Wobbledogs that you 100% SHOULD NOT feed to your dogs. Since they don't actually tell you what is dangerous to dogs.
   
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Intro
When you boot up the game (after it loads), you will see a warning message about food. This message warns you that Wobbledogs are different from your average domestic dog, and can eat things that could poison or even kill regular dogs. They do not shout out the specifics, though. So, I took it as my honor to tell you what things that are dangerous to regular dogs, Wobbledogs can eat.
The actual list
WARNING: I will use the phrase "poisonous to dogs" a lot.


1. Box of Raisins. Raisins are dried grapes, and grapes are very poisonous to dogs. Plus cardboard. DO NOT FEED THIS TO YOUR DOG UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!!!


2. Garlic Bulb. Kind of like with grapes, garlic is poisonous to dogs.


3. Lunar Pie. I think this contains chocolate, which is poisonous to dogs.


4. Garlic Bread. Same reason as the Garlic Bulb.


5. Onion Rings. Onions can kill red blood cells in dogs.


6. Banana. Although the banana itself is fine, it's the peel that's the problem. Poisonous to dogs.


7. Lemon. Poisonous to dogs and unbearably sour. Why does this exist?


8. Pancake. The butter is literally just fat. Pancakes don't really help either tho. But, butter can be good for dogs on meds! But the pancake doesn't give any health benefit.


9. Mochi Ball. It's got way too much sugar for a poor pupper to handle, and it can be a choking hazard with it's round shape.


10. Decorative Corn. Small amounts are fine, but the entire ear? No. No, no, no, no, no. Only in small amounts is it not poisonous to dogs.


11. Poop. Duh.


12. Moon Cheese. Is this Swiss cheese? If so, then it's bad for dogs, as it's got too much fat.


13. Half-Eaten Food. It's chewed up and covered with saliva. Ew.


14. Pumpkin Pie. This festive treat contains nutmeg, which is poisonous to dogs. Also, it's got too much sugar, and dogs may have trouble digesting the milk/cream.


15. Lasagna. It contains onions and garlic, which we have covered already. In addition to that, allergies can go on the fritz, such as gluten allergies and dairy. Plus, it can have too much salt.


16. Corn Dog. While safe on it's own, it can cause obesity due to too much fat, kind of like moon cheese. Plus that wooden stick.


17. All body parts. CANNIBALISM?! IN A CHILD'S GAME?!


18. Deviled Eggs. A lot here is bad or even poison for dogs. Mayo is too high in fat, sometimes too much sugar is added, mustard is very bad for dogs, etc.


19. French Fries. Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!! These actually are too fatty and salty.
Important notes
Did I miss something? If so, you can yell at me as much as you want in the comments. I don't care. I will keep updating this guide, as I haven't gotten every food dispenser yet. AND, I need to do research. Also, I guess you can call this a pseudo-joke guide. It kind of is, but kind of isn't. Sure, it's good info, but do you REALLY need to know the specifics? -_-
Whatever.

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Oh, yeah, if you want a list of all the other foods that dogs CAN eat, scroll down to the second list.

Safe Foods
1. Chicken Nuggets. My dogs love these.


2. Dog Treat. Ummmmmmm??? DUH???????????????????????????????????


3. Dehydrated Treat. Dehydrated food is good for dogs.


4. Empty Cocoon. You might remember me saying this is probably poisonous in an older version. Turns out, many cultures, such as Korean and even Mexican, eat larvae and their cocoons. Shoutout to Nightmon!
Credits
Here, I will put the names of people who let me know about something for the guide.

  • Nightmon
  • [ERROR]

And thank YOU for reading!
Outro
Thank you so much for reading. I put hard work into this list, and I want to entertain people. If you want to tell me what I missed, feel free to do so. AND DO NOT BRING DOGE AND TOM INTO THIS.
3 Comments
thissevenplays  [author] 28 Jul @ 10:27am 
Thanks for the info, Nightmon. I've updated the guide and even put a shoutout to you in the safe foods section.
Nightmon 27 Jul @ 11:04am 
I'll add that butter isn't actually toxic to dog! But it is litterally fat so shouldn't be an every day snack, butter and cheese are a go to for a doggy that need medication, but consult your vet for any long term solution

Also funfact, but coccoon are safe! Depending on the insect, it's actually a delicacy in some part of the world. As if dog can eat it? Again, depends on the insect, but can be very rich in nutrient for them.
[ERROR] 25 Jul @ 3:58am 
Half-eaten food? Does it count? If it's been in another dog's mouth then definitely. Maybe dud eggs as well, as they happen from a lot of Scaph and Scaph is from poop and half-eaten food.