Another day, another Siege match leaving our boy broken.
☑️ Got spawn-peeked by a level 500 sweat.
☑️ Lost a 1v1 to a drone.
☑️ Team blamed him for existing.


Treatment Plan
🍕 Snacks (salt intake already critical).
🎵 Lofi beats to restore sanity.
🛏️ Nap mode (no Siege for at least 2h).
🏆 Steam points awards.


DO NOT
❌ Say "just play better."
❌ Queue again immediately (we know how that ends).


He needs love, not another match against a 5-stack of tryhards.Like & share to spread awareness for Sad Seals everywhere.🦭💔