GEARCRACK Arena

GEARCRACK Arena

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How to use GEARCRACK Arena
By Peen
This is the best guide here on how to use GEARCRACK Arena. You will never need any help with this game again.
   
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Basics
Here is what you need to know:
  • How to install a game on Steam
  • How to waste time
Installation
This is a crucial part of the process of using BUTTCRACK Arena.

Before you do anything, you need to make sure you have bought the game.

Secondly, you must go to your Steam Game library and select the game.

Thirdly, you must press the "Install" button

Again, this is crucial. If you need help please go on 4 chan and ask for any help installing. They will respond immediately and are very helpful.
Usage
Now, to use GEARCRACK Arena, you must first open the game. To do this, you must press the "Play" button in the Steam Game library or you must double click the shortcut on your desktop.

Secondly, you must press the ALT and TAB keys simultaniously to get the ♥♥♥♥ out of the game. Prolounged exposure can lead to depression, suicidal thoughts, diarreah, vomiting, and wondering what the developer was thinking when making this game.

Third, wait for the cards to roll in. This takes time. If you are not sure how to waste time, consider the following:
  • Watching TV
  • Playing on a peasant machine
  • Sacrificing loved ones to the Great Lord Chin Chin
  • Spending time with family
  • Masturbating
  • Eating
  • Pondering life
  • Masturbating some more
  • Going outside for once
  • Praying to Gaben
  • Getting a girlfriend
  • Wondering why the girlfriend left you

If you feel you have a better idea, please go ahead and use it. These are only mere suggestions.
Closing GEARCOCAIN Arena
Once you are done using GEARCRACK, you may want to exit out. There is a very safe procedure to do this.

Firstly, press the CTRL, ALT, and DELETE keys simultaniously. This will pull up a menu.

Second, search through the menu for "Start Task Manager" and select it. This will open up the Task Manager.

Finally, in the Task Manager, select the Gearcrack task and press "End Task." This will safely stop the game from running, as to prevent side effects mentioned in the previous step.

Another guide I've made:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=364634900
Consider reading it if you have Deadbits. A whole person found it helpful.
14 Comments
Comet Aura 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:26pm 
What if i want a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend?
Amicus Ignis 13 Aug, 2015 @ 2:07pm 
I think gearcrack was so bad it was taken off the steam store. :steamhappy:
Peen  [author] 11 Mar, 2015 @ 6:07pm 
@yams4lunch Yah, you've got brain cancer. You're screwed. Jump off of a bridge. Do a backflip for bonus points.
yams4lunch 11 Mar, 2015 @ 2:32pm 
SHIT. I actually played it, what do I do? I proceeded to ALT-TAB out after the first card, but I was in there for a few minutes. Am I beyond saving?
BigCat 10 Feb, 2015 @ 5:20pm 
masturbating is the only constructive thing to do
Кошка 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:46am 
Thanks man! So helpfull! /x/ was very helpful too!
Summoned Satan/10. :BronzeOrb:
[OG]Crazy 15 Jan, 2015 @ 2:10am 
not work! fucking game!
ascanio_ 1 Jan, 2015 @ 1:45pm 
great!
RaceClimbiNator 31 Dec, 2014 @ 8:06pm 
Great Review. Best review I have read in my life
Cpt Kratos 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:39am 
1/5