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If you made it this far you minus well read the rest of the guide.

And follow me on twitch.
http://www.twitch.tv/putnameherejoey

ight everyones gota know english to complete life.

So what you wana do is go to http://google.com/translate
and boom
you know english


Once you know english you should be 100% fluent and be able to create catches such as these,

"Hi m8, i want trade with you. need this items?"
"Hi man you like its?"
"Hey,sorry for trouble you. I unbox my first unusual Knife, u know price?
we can trade?"
"Hey,sorry for trouble you. I unbox my first unusual,but i noob in tf2,and i need your help.Check please screenshot,it good or bad unusual? and maybe you know price? i could trade with you? "

congrats, you have completed step 1.

ight now is wen dings get illy srs

when you used to much english from russia you learn how to speak rock

A very clever way to get nerds is to be leik
omfomogmfogmfdogmfo mswag my yolooo and hten put your google link to some funny cat picture here

Perfect Example:

"HEY MATE I WANT YOUR ♥♥♥♥, IS THIS YOUR ♥♥♥♥? https://www.google.com/search?q=funny+cat+pictures&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS582US582&espv=2&biw=950&bih=891&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LIa9VMS_OtP3ggSp3IDQDw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ "

[Don't worry thats a legit link, this is a sarcastic guide]

so ur guna hav the infrroma8tions

den u go
nd u get the booty

the ned.