DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition

DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition

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How not to die.
By Autisto Maxima
Not dying is impossible cause it's dark souls! so don't say i died in the comments section! maybe if you perfect yourself you might not die bazillion times.
   
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Okay, so if you don't want to die in dark souls quadrilion times you gotta follow these steps:

1: Git ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gud!

2: Remember that you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shield!

3: Remember you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parry! (train that ♥♥♥♥)

4: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dodge FFS (mirror mirror on the wall what's the easiest of these 4? it's the 4th one!)

5: Jolly Co-Operation always works for begginers.

6: Get some good items! (if you follow these steps you won't die getting it).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp4vhg59tFk (get the master key!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rODDdfeuvU

Oscar is the best and stfu!




oh and this guide is for laugh purposes only of course you're gonna die so much times we can't even count.
6 Comments
SuzieB23 1 Feb, 2018 @ 12:43pm 
Zwei = bae
K 1 Feb, 2018 @ 10:56am 
zwei>A S S
The Christopherous 1 Feb, 2018 @ 4:52am 
yeh my friend is doing a faith strength run but only wants a sword, so when we got to OandS his Astora straight sword didnt quite match up.
Autisto Maxima  [author] 29 Jan, 2016 @ 10:13am 
for the beginning it's quite okay :)
Blocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 9:46am 
soo astora straight sword is good now? didn't know that joke yet :P
laurno 🤘🤘 14 May, 2015 @ 4:16pm 
so many*