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No More Russians in Competitive Games. [EU]
By haw
100% Proof. Tested and proven by friends and others. Visit this if you're still stuck in silver or other rank. Caused by Russian peasants.
   
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Category: Achievements
Languages: English
Category: Getting Started, Individual Skill, Team Strategy, Competition, Maps
Modes: Bomb Defuse, Hostage Rescue, Demolition, Arms Race, Deathmatch
Equipment: Knives, Pistols, Rifles, Sniper Rifles, Shotguns, SMGs, MGs, Grenades, Gear
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20 Feb, 2015 @ 2:31pm
31 May, 2016 @ 3:13am
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Content 
Conclusion 
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Introduction
In this short guide I will teach you, Yes, YOU, how to avoid, and never ever hear "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(C y k a Blyad)" ever again!!!

Lets start shall we?
Content
There is a program called a competitive server picker, which basically allows you to choose or remove servers that you don't want, in this case we don't want Russia.

1st step: Download the MM Server Picker 4.4 from Gamebanana - http://files.gamebanana.com/tools/matchmaking_server_picker_44b.zip
UPDATED 2016-05-31
2nd step: Run the program as administrator to achieve the maximum russian extermination!
3rd step: Select "EU East", or "US West" to have the best possible experience of CS:GO. The program will block all the other server IP's in your firewall so there is no

possible way to join a russian server anymore

NOTE: I haven't tested EU West, there might be Russians, but If anyone reading this guide will comment if it works, then I'll add that too.

4th step: Run Counter-Strike:russian offensive...uh I mean Global offensive, and enter a queue for a match...

NOTE: Now you should feel a slightly longer waiting time because it only searches for a match available at your selected servers. Cool right?
Conclusion
Now that you have eliminated Russians from your soul, you can Improve your ENGLISH skills!

Thanks for reading my Guide!

Hopefully Russians do not try this. Because then we're all doomed.


props to a guy in 9gag.
34 Comments
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haw  [author] 29 Mar, 2018 @ 11:46pm 
Russians are the worst players, therefore should get their own cage(server).
KnightofPeace 28 Mar, 2018 @ 12:00pm 
russians are not bad guys. Its just stereotypes!
haw  [author] 31 May, 2016 @ 9:21am 
This one should work just as fine :D
Tuff-Gong 31 May, 2016 @ 8:26am 
Please make one on "No More Middle Easterners in Competitive Games. [EU] Their by far worse than Russians. :ifhuman:
haw  [author] 31 May, 2016 @ 4:54am 
As I said, it reduces the chances, it doesn't get rid of the possibilites of getting matched up with soviets.
Tuff-Gong 31 May, 2016 @ 4:18am 
Didn't work dislike :caster_mad:
haw  [author] 27 Apr, 2015 @ 10:47am 
That's odd, I never get teamed with them. Don't use EU East. Other than that, it's pure lottery.
Buddha 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:33pm 
Installed the tool, queue up, full russian team. gg
GrO 24 Apr, 2015 @ 9:37am 
oO? Huh?
kalduna 23 Apr, 2015 @ 8:30am 
Polish people are Russians arch enemy. So, best method to get rid of them, is to shout "russka kurwa".