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The weird and wonderful animals of TF2
By Illithid and 1 collaborators
Hello Mates! This guide will tell you of the weird and wonderful animals that roam all of TF2! This guide is a new, revamped version of disanim8r's guide to tf2 animals. All rights go to him and his amazing work!
   
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Spycrab
Name: Spycrab
Rarity: Endangered
Behaviour: Passive-Neutral

The Spycrab is an endangered animal, currently being hunted by poachers, Saxton Hale and every other TF2 animal. If you see one then do the following:

1) Go around and avoid it.
2) Make peace with it.
3) Run like a baby, crying as you flee from the harmless being.


As you see it is harmless and uses it's cigarette case as claws.
Croco-Sniper
Name: Croco-Sniper or Sniperdile
Rarity: Highly Endangered!
Behaviour: VERY AGGRESIVE

I will tell you this out of personal experience. Don't go after one of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unless your penis is a foot long. These creatures will tear you to pieces but they are very rare and normally hide from humans to sneakily snipe them.


I advise you don't go after them but if you want an expensive leather then make sure to be armed to the teeth with knives, guns and for an extra challange, a bow.
Heavy Bear
Name: Heavy Bear
Rarity: Uncommon
Behaviour: Neutral to Aggresive

Ah the Bear Heavy, A personal favourite of mine. The Heavy Bear is a fluffy creature that often travel in packs. They are very nice and will help you survive but one thing you shouldn't do is take their steak. They will go bezerk, and probally kill you.


Rawr. ;>
Pootis Bird
Name: Pootis Bird
Rarity: Overpopulating
Behaviour: Passive

This is the Pootis Bird. It is a bird that, as you guessed, says Pootis alot. These birds are full of viruses and shouldn't be eaten.


As you see it looks quite dumb. If you look out of your window you probably see one of these. They're regularly found around Halloween, during Full Moons, and on Community Servers, and it is there where their population density is highest.
NEW! Demowolf
Name: Demowolf
Rarity: Near extinction
Behaviour: Highly Aggresive
Suggester: ultragreenyellow56

The Demowolf is beastly creature, found around halloween. I don't advise you to go after the creature
as it can rip your limbs off in seconds. I sent a crew of men to go and find one but I never heard from them again. So no picture.
NEW! Democrab
Name: Democrab
Rarity: Uncommon
Behaviour: All
Suggester: Juls2027

The Democrab is a relative of the spycrab. The Democrab is special because it's behaviour is unpredictable, at one minute it could be friendly but the next it could be ripping you appart.


This is only an artist's representation of what a real democrab looks like.
NEW! Engiegulls
Name: Engiegull
Rarity: Common
Behaviour: Neutral to Passive
Suggester: Silawolff

The Engiegull has to protect it's babys and how does it do it? WITH SENTRIES! An engiegull will often fly away from it's nest to collect metal for the sentries.


As you see it loves sentries and hates Spakes (Coming soon)
NEW! Sniperoo
Name: Sniperoo
Rarity: Rarish
Behaviour: Aggresive to Neutral
Suggester: CorruptedVirus

This Creature comes from the deserts of Australia and is seen near halloween. Not much is known about it but it will put up a fight if you poachers go after it. Be careful.


I can't always get A good image for the creatures.
NEW! Pyroshark
Name: Pyroshark
Rarity: Uncommon
Behaviour: Aggresive
Suggestor: [Geodude Squad] old Pirate Bob

Ah, the pyroshark. The pyroshark is one of my personal favourites. They are always seen carrying a neon annihilator. If you aren't careful they will kill you. Quickly.



This is a sign provided by Mann Co. to tell citizens and tourists to stay away from waters.
NEW! Bird Scout
Name: The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bird Scout
Rarity: Over-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-populating
Behaviour: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy
Suggestor: Dr Zombono Von Hoovy

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate these birds. I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate them. Here is a video by LazyPurple to show you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and annoying they are.

NEW! Owl Sniper
Name: Owl Sniper
Rarity: 200 Left on Earth
Behaviour: Unknown
Suggestor: Owls [nomemes4today]

The Owl Sniper is INCREDIBLY rare. I sent a team of professionals to search for one but they came back with nothing more than a feather.


This picture was taken back when owl snipers were common and found often.
NEW! Mediwolf
Name: Mediwolf
Rarity: Very Rare
Behaviour: Passive, Neutral and Aggresive
Suggestor: SpiralKetchup

Poor Mediwolf. The Mediwolf is a rare animal that murders spakes and spys for engiegulls. Recently, their skin has been used by poachers to create fluffy interiors for hats to make them nicer.


I went to the German Mountains and found one. He was lovely, sharing the spake meat with me.

R.I.P Mediwolf

????-2015
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COMMUNITY: The Glass Spycrab
THE GLASS SPYCRAB

name: glass spycrab
habitat: trade servers
rarity: approximently 55 left in the world
behavior: passive

This little spycrab uses the cloak and dagger until it runs out so he can be seen. It then spycrabs intil 1. they die 2. they die 3. they die or 4. they die. This is the most endangered type of spycrab so many people are not aware of it, which makes poaching easier.
125 Comments
Illithid  [author] 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am 
Thank you. I'll update it now.
big man splatoon 3 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am 
A little extra note about the pootis bird (coming from one), you will usually see them in community servers, during Halloween, a full moon, or if the spirit of Halloween is active due to the bird head being a Halloween cosmetic
BrevOx 8 Dec, 2017 @ 12:13pm 
its a suprise that on my main acc im actually owl sniper and there extremely rare :steamhappy:
Illithid  [author] 8 Dec, 2017 @ 11:12am 
Two Years. Lotta Dedication.
Antond123123 8 Dec, 2017 @ 10:04am 
Im still here...
BrevOx 8 Dec, 2017 @ 8:32am 
yea
Illithid  [author] 8 Dec, 2017 @ 7:19am 
Wow, people still sometimes read this? Good thought :)
BrevOx 7 Dec, 2017 @ 5:54pm 
hoot hoot!
Smelly Femcel 7 Dec, 2016 @ 4:56pm 
IM aA OWEL SNIPER !!!!
Teddy Spaghetti 5 Jan, 2016 @ 6:06pm 
I remember this, apoligies for coming off as an asshole when I first met you. Thanks for joining, I added you to moderator