Robocraft

Robocraft

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How To Cope With Maintenance
By catboy massacre
So you jump on the computer ready to play some Robocraft but then you see the dreaded message "Servers are down for maintenance". You panic. How does one deal with this? This guide will help you come up with ways to deal with the thirty minutes of pure waiting and anxiety. DISCLAIMER duckduckseduce is not responsible for loss of matter, hypothermia, broken bones, death, super death, or any injury.
   
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1. Freeze Yourself
Nothing passes time like cryogenicly freezing yourself. Once frozen you won't even feel the time passing! I suggest sitting in a large bucket of ice water in the cold morning or night to freeze most effectively and quickly. Always have a person ready to unthaw you! (Hair dryer reccomended) Without out help a peaceful thirty minute freeze could turn into a thousand year ice age. Though chances are before that happens your body freezes up and you die. (forgot to mention that)
2. Time Travel
Invent a time machine and travel forwards in time! Not only is this safer than cryogenics but cooler too! Although it may take a tad bit of time and money to invent this, once operational it should work like a charm! I personally outfitted mine in an old Delorean. (It doesn't work yet)
3. Travel At The Speed Of Light!
Yes this kind of applies to time travel but hear me out! If you manage to travel at the speed of light you will surpass all matter and hence make time null! Although light speed has never been achieved before you can still try! I suggest running down a down hill street on light up wheelie shoes. (heelys)
48 Comments
Sage Red 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm 
While you wait, you could go outside and enjoy the peaceful views from your own backyard!
Phoenix 7 29 Jan, 2016 @ 9:21pm 
the speed of light thing worked!
Hoxtalicous 29 Jan, 2016 @ 2:23am 
was super duper duper killed so your responsible for it :D
Jaded Tyrant 27 Jan, 2016 @ 1:37pm 
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ComicRacer14692 26 Jan, 2016 @ 7:29am 
Update on the freeze yourself thing, I am dead my funeral is tommarow anyone who wants to come is welcome, my power whent out and my friends could not use the hair dryer so they whent to go get lunch and never came back!
God Emperor Peanut 25 Jan, 2016 @ 5:40pm 
Or you could ust click your heels together and say "there is no place like robocraft tdm, there is no place like robocraft tdm."
Tharsis 25 Jan, 2016 @ 2:19pm 
lol
doge doge doge XD
jonas_ 24 Jan, 2016 @ 10:02am 
.-.
SpaceManBob 23 Jan, 2016 @ 6:14am 
I've seen some good informative guides but this surpasses all of them combined, best guide 2016.
Seargant Snagge 21 Apr, 2015 @ 7:39am 
I take guides seriosly everytime, so thanks alot :P