Due to the developer selling out, this Streetwise Guide is no longer extremely helpful.

I'm not a player I just thrust a lot.

For this, you use shift to run and WASD to run and RMB to run and also your legs. Feel free to run into doors and walls to stop the momentum.

Sadly this is not about inventory combat but about your inventory AND combat, but that title is awesome. If you don't know how to see your nvtory 'll gve you a hnt. Combat mode should occur on the next tab. Damn I'm funny.

INVENTORY COMBAT! The combat that occurs when trying to pick up that tiny funky item over there, I'm a geniusz!

We all know the lighting and combat in this game is extremely impressive. We want to keep it that way so stay in the light during combat so it stays impressive. If you still think it sucks remind yourself that this is a 700mb install atm.

Press M to see the map. In case your M button is defect here's a quick walkthrough:

go right till you see the three doors then go left go to middle door on right its dark get hammer get out go right or left if you dont want compass now go the what if you just came from the middle door left and go left again after that door into the door on your left now straight onward untill you reach a door open the door go right now to your left theres gonna be doors open the second one theres nothing to see there move along into the chamber that needs a key that you found back where there was nothing to see now get the content of the chest OH ♥♥♥♥ FORGOT the chest in the hammer room that was dark the one in the middle oh well anyway go out and go left go right around the corner and across portcullis open door and get in and get key and run all the wy back to spawn and go top to do prison stuff or left to do social stuff i would do social stuff if i were you now go there and go and whe nyoure done goign there go in and fight zombies with chairs have a chair fight fight with chairs use physx physx mahfakka do you speak it omfg open the doors yay weapons and chests now go through to the right and barricade rooms and past the barricades obviously and into court room and through courtroom past stables rooms then back to courtroom after you got the key and oh well im workings on a map itll come soon thank you

Now is the time to stop singing along to that hideous main menu OST, and start swinging along with MALCOLM AXE'S GUIDE TO KILLING A MAHFAKKA!

When you press and hold LMB, you will MOST LIKELY swing from right to left, as the torch tells us the character isn't ambidextrous, the likeliness of this happening is, well, 50%. If you hold it long enough, the likeliness of you swining the weapon back in the other direction is 100%, UNLESS

Click EXIT, hit ARENA, hit EXPERT, oh you're not there yet? pff lol well hit NOVICE then, noobie, adjust the size of your wiener and go in wearing nothing but underpants till you get Mr. Maceman.

Double click the body. The BODY. Press TAB first to exit combat mode. TAB mahfakka do you speak it? CLICK THE FAHKING WEAPON ALREADY OMFG

If your enemy is about to be like 'WHAT MAHFAKKA WHAT' be like 'COME AT ME BRO' and run into him so he can't be like 'WHT MAHFAKKA WHAT' - you feel me?

If you doubleclicknhold, the weapon will move top down vertically falling from the higher aboveness into the nether reaches of below the tip of weaponness hopefully upon the skull of unwaryness.

Try n STAND on that mafhakka liek a BOSS and either swing or doubleclicknhold while you AIM RIGHT

If you move the mouse a lil' while you swing and step your game up by stepping with WASD you can swing more and do 180 degree spins and pirouettes and shizz, it's dope!

You can duck with C and supposedly this helps with the COME AT ME BRO and you can do breakdance moves wielding a sledgehammer and I think it's my turn to enter the arena brb

A nearly full guide on how to arena, arenaing, howing to, and arena's.

If you can't beat this guy you're not allowed to enter the arena.

This armpit barbarian wields a deformed hockeystick and is the personal bodyguard of

Tubby likes to put his morning star in your tubby and because that sounds gross, bash his tubby in to reach

You'd be amazed to see how well this guy wields a mace
and may it be so that you don't move away
you'll get the mace in your face
but it you aim for legs and keep him embraced
you'll do fine keep the pace

omg MOVE bich, getz outta way, getz outta way!
diz da first bich you'll come across and ain't nothing sexist about that, tis true
she likes to do it fast and up close and I take everything she does personal
if you manage to get this bich outta way then you'll meet

His weapon of choice is the rapier but he dies easily so take the rapier and start rapiering the

Whom tries to shield her gingerness with a shield and wears fancypancy clothing for you to wear when you fight a

Who's like LOOK AT HOW LONG IT IS man and your guide will even become longer if you ever get past my long ass halberd here man taste the halberd in the face yo

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