The Brad hat, or B-hat as we'll call it in this walk through, is a monumental achievement of success of your handy work. B-hat's story has a lot of pain and suffering backed behind it, in fact the hat it self represents a long history of a lost era. If you wash your hands and dry them nicely, you have him to thank.
True warriors know his tail, and true duck conquerors know and have what it takes to garnish his seal.

B-hat is a wonderous hat whom is a symbol of everything good in the world. In the 1980s, foodborne outbreaks and healthcare-associated infections led the United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to more actively promote hand hygiene as an important way to prevent the spread of infection. Brad was there to give citizens a helping hand. The outbreak of swine flu in 2009 led to increased awareness in many countries of the importance of washing hands with soap to protect oneself from such infectious diseases. For example, Brad hung up posters with "correct hand washing techniques" next to hand washing sinks in public toilets to remind people of healthy hand washing.

The first step in unlocking the famous brad hat is to own duck game. This is the most important step. If you already own duck game, good for you. Thank you for playing such a cool game because it's cool and has ducks and a hand hat named brad. All the other hats are cool too but the one that this guide is about is the B-hat.

The next step is almost as important as the first one. Please wash your hands! A happy duck game is one that is played by someone who's hands are hygienic and nice. If you do not know how to wash your hands I will outline them in a series of more steps. If you know how please skip to step number nine!

To begin washing your hands please place your hands under water. Dry hands are not happy hands when you rub soap on them.

Next, take your soap, either liquid or bar, and place it in your hands.

What comes up next is lathering those soapy hands. Scrub those hands for a good 20 seconds. If you're having troubling figuring out how long 20 seconds is, just sing twenty seconds of your favorite song.

Congradulations, we're almost half way done washing our hands!
Now you just have to rinse them off for about ten seconds. That's half of the time it took to lather and scrub your hands!

Now dry your hands. Please make sure that you're hands are completely dry before continuing on to the next step! It is very important, especially when working with electrical components.

Now that our hands are dry and clean, don't forget to turn off that tap. Wasting water is not something Brad would do. Brad fought for clean hands not dry lakes.

What you have to do is throw your gun at another duck over 100 times to disarm them and you'll get that cute fleshy five fingered doll with a cap on your head.

Now that you've unlocked the B-hat, think about all the good times you'll have knowing it's unlocked. Remember how you have clean hands and how you're the best for having them that way. Remember how now you'll wear a fun hat on your hand to be cool and quirky like Brad. But please don't mock Brad, he has blood and a soul with feelings like you. He is cool and my best friend and I love him. Thank you Brad Hand and thank you for appreciating him.