Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to win every game in TF2
By dick and 2 collaborators
This guide will teach you to be the sweatiest person in TF2 and it will ensure you will get a solid 20 points every game.
   
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Introduction
this guide is going to teach you how to be the most mlg pro person in tf2 u will rank so high in highlander you will git 2 platinum instantly with these simple setps and guides, mostly hailing from the best video game in the world call of doty modern advancment. We use these tricks because they are obviously the best.
Loadouts
The most important thing in tf2 are the loadouts. Many say there's a lot of diversity in tf2 but we all know there's only 1 good loadout for every class that makes you win more. Some examples are listed here.


The most important step to every loadout is the Ghostly Gibus. You need to go to the mann. co store and buy any green paint and paint it green to make it at it's max level. It's not listed on the item itself, but the secret formula in the gibus itself is it adds 420% more damage for every 360 degree turn kill you make. This is easily the most overpowered thing in the game.
Binds and maps
Now, obviously you need the best way to humiliate your enemy's every single time you kill htem. So be prepared and type something like this into your console:
And taunt after every kill. Also remember to wear this:
And now you will look very pro.
The maps you always want to play on are cp_orange, Idle/Trade maps and plr_Hightower. Remember on hightower to always push the cart until you win.
Physical Real-life tips
Now, you obviously need to chank out some real life dollar bills in order to win. So you definetly need:
Mountain Dew
Doritos
And Weed
These are very important to have and are nessecoire to win and rek highlander tournaments.
Conclusion
Finally. This is the end of the guide on winning everything. All you have to do is get your killstreaks and you unlock that nuke. All you have to do is camp on a balcony and bodyshot anyone that has a face.
Look at how cool it looks
Anyways, I hope you get everything in the world. Remember that if you get 1337 kills with 1 weapon your weapon turns strange. Thanks and have fun.
36 Comments
C4r1s5a 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:07pm 
Didn’t expect to see an old screenshot of mine used as the thumbnail.
ByteStormX1 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm 
noice
Gnomefellow  [author] 19 Jun, 2020 @ 12:59pm 
wow!1! this made me tf2 god thank u dick
haru 19 Jul, 2019 @ 8:21pm 
This works,i get 2 points in a highlander useful :D
The Joker 932 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:49am 
just take crisps and beer and forget the game
your_grandma 23 Aug, 2018 @ 8:34pm 
Holy shit im so good now lel i get 4200000 points a game
magic. 28 May, 2018 @ 11:15pm 
Wat a HUD?:tshock:
Mr Smoke 19 May, 2018 @ 1:56pm 
damn
dick  [author] 19 May, 2018 @ 12:06pm 
i hate this now.
r3xtar 21 Apr, 2018 @ 4:53pm 
Yey, now I'm ready to win!