Ok, I have some things to say here, so lets get them going:

1º- Sorry for the delay. A almost hilarious amount of things got in the way of me completing this. First and half of the second week was filled with studys because of the exams. Exams ended and I entered vacation. Instantly got sick and was stuck on my bed for the rest of the week and a bit of the other. Was getting better and XCOM 2 appeared. Got hyped, so played XCOM classic ironman for the rest of the week. When I finnaly raged quit (♥♥♥♥ thin men), Total War became free for the weekend. Played it during that whole weekend. When it finnaly ended the free period, I started working on this guide. I mean, I had a good bunch of it done, but still, only there did I start giving it all. And my Internet sucks too. So, sorry for the delay? And Dave didnt edit half of his things... Hope you guys fix the emptyness here

2º- To those people noticing the lack of the stats for the weapons, when I was starting the guide and putting in the stats, I remembered what happened to the secondary part of the soldier guide. Too much text sended that part to ♥♥♥♥. Now, do you guys remember how many frekin meele weapons does demo have? ALOT. The many scores and the stats apearing would just cause that problem, no doubt.

Ok, now some actual commentary on the guide.My god this guide is going to ster up some contervesy. I mean, we got the loch and load, one of most OP weapon in the game, then the tide turner, also preety OP until some updates ago. And dont forget the scotman skullcutter, wich I think it is the most OP weapon in the game. My god, I just cant wait for the comments :3

Ali Baba Wee Botties


Overall score: 4,1/10

The Crazed Buttstaber 6/10: '' Health is cool. The rest not so much.''

Dave 6/10- "Renamed mine to Wee Boobies... if I had a tag."

TRYHARD HUNTER 1.5/10- ''Needs another buff''

Quenquent: 7/10- "Try it with the Sticky launcher, it's fun"

Landeyx: 0/10- ''NO''

Loch and Load

Overall score: 5,7/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 3/10- ''HA HA, Its useless now :P''

Dave: 7/10- "FREE TO PLAY CANNON!"

TRYHARDHUNTER 6/10 -Nerfed

Scooty Booty Sauce: 1.3/10 -"Used to be good, now the unnesary nerf made it the worst Demoman primary"

Agent Walther:5,5/10- "I miss you, Redeemer :c"

Doge Thor:9/10- ''great against sentry nests, still easy to aim, and what enemy runs at full health? Unless if you're spawn camping, you shouldn't have problems killing enemies.''

Quenquent: 3/10- "2 barrels for 3 shots mess with my OCD, plus no damage boost. Just give damage boost + 2 shots only back !"

Error 305:Cannot load username : 8.75/10- ''Sentry problems? Deal with it, scrub...with this fantastic now-made anti-building weapon! Can also be anti-mercenary if you can aim (100 damage per shot, 3 shots on clip, meaning you can kill an un-assisted heavy alone).''

Landeyx: 8/10- Good aim and good practice will help you.

B.A.S.E. jumper


Overall score:6.5/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 5/10- ''I see the use it may or may not have, but still dont find it of use to ME.''

Dave: 3/10- "You can't be a Black Soldier, man..."

TRYHARDHUNTER 3/10- ''It makes me laugh that this was one of the best weapons in love and war''

Agent Wather: 9/10- "Again, underrated. Use with pain train and quickie launcher for some ridiculous point captures"

Landeyx: 6/10- ''your an easy target for snipers''

Iron Bomber


Overall score:7,5/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 8/10- ''When I saw this weapon I though it was gonna be TERRIBLE, but my god, was I so wrong. This is my 2º primary demo weapon, taking out the stock, obviously.''

Dave: 9/10- "Demoman took away his Drunkness, most likely."

Tryhard Hunter 4.5/10- Actually it made him more drunk pipes are supposed to roll m8

Agent Walther: 8,1/10- "See the stock, but now you can also make some silly traps"

Landeyx: 8/10- ''pretty good''

Loose Cannon


Overall score: 8,7/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 7/10- ''While good, its not good enough to make me change from the grenade launcher.

Dave: 9/10- "Double Donk sounds sexual."

TRYHARD HUNTER 9.5/10-Same as the ones on top of me

Agent Walther: 10/10- "A skill based beast, being able to oneshot scouts, engies, snipers and, if you're lucky, medics. Also, dat pushback"

Landeyx: 8/10- ''Jumping is also very good c:''

Grenade Launcher


Overall score: 9,2/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 10/10- ''I LOVE IT to death. Screw the BASE jumper, screw the cannon thingy and especially screw the loch and die, I have my grenade launcher and his rollies :3''

Dave: 10/10- "Why do you think I got a freaking Australium version?"

Tryhard Hunter 7/10-Used by everyone in comp

Doge Thor: 10/10- ''stock is best''

Landeyx: 10/10- ''nothing except loch n load can beat this!''

Agent Walther: 8/10- "It's good, just not perfect. Rolling grenades can give you some satisfying revenge kills or scare enemies, but otherwise loch-n-load was better"

TheMercWithoutAnUnusual: 9.7/10- ''And IIIIII will always love you!!!!!''

Scottish Resistance

Overall Score: 4,5/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 5/10- ''Usefull to makee a giant trap.... and thats about it''

Landeyx: 4/10- ''Nope''

Splendid Screen


Overall score: 5,6/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 6/10- ''Less resistance means more deaths.''

Tryhard Hunter 1.25/10- ''The dounce of shields''

Doge Thor:7/10- ''splendid screen.''

Quenquent: 5/10- "Tide turner got more resistances than this one, but you don't stop when you get hit"

Agent Walther: 9,5/10- "Always gives a crit after impact <3"

Landeyx: 6/10 ''very damaging''

Cpt. Haxray: 5/10- ''At one point, this was the strongest shield. Now, its one of the worst. The fact that getting shot by pretty much anything stops your charge is the death blow to this shield. You're better off learning how to better aim your charge with the other shields.''

Quickiebomb Launcher

Overall score: 6.2/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 8/10- ''Let Monty Phyton say this one for me. Search SPAM on youtube :3''

Tryhard Hunter 3/10- ''Better than the panic attack''

Agent Walther: 10/10- "The sniper grenade launcher with bomb detonation. Also, the only sticky launcher which allows you to pogo jump midair"

Landeyx: 4/10- ''You gotta use it fast.''

Tide Turner

Overall score: 6,3/10

The Crazed Buttstaber:7/10 ''OP before, useless now, but fun :3''

Tryhard Huter 4.5/10- ''What The hell is this its broken''

Doge Thor: 7/10- ''still great despite the nerf''

Landeyx: 8/10- ''full control over your movement''

Cpt. Haxray: 5/10- ''At one point, this was the strongest shield. Now, its one of the worst. The fact that getting shot by pretty much anything stops your charge is the death blow to this shield. You're better off learning how to better aim your charge with the other shields.''

Sticky Jumper

Overall score: 6.4/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 3/10- ''Jump, die, think about life, repeat.''

Tryhard Hunter 5/10- ''It offers amazing mobility and is fun to use''

Doge Thor:7/10- ''great for "quick" escapes''

Landeyx: 10/10- ''Why so badly rated?''

Cpt. Haxray: 7/10- ''This weapon gets a special mention. While you completely get rid of demoman's sticky launcher, you also gain a massive boost. You're able to sticky jump damage free. This is a rather big deal, as sticky jumping demos can travel a lot of distance, and unlike with solider, you still got a perfectly capable primary. An joke weapon that actually has a serious use.''

Sticky Bomb Launcher


Overall score: 8/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 6/10- ''Not my style...''

Tryhard Hunter 9.75/10- ''U WOT M8''

Agent Walther: 5,5/10- "Behold, the most overrated weapon ever. It was supposed to be a trap instrument, but it's used as a spamming tool, which is easily countered by quickie sniping or any other long range options for other classes"

Landeyx: 10/10- ''Why not?''

Cpt. Haxray: 9/10- ''Theres almost no reason to use any other secondary other than for the stock sticky launcher''

Chargin' Targe


Overall score: 8,4/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 10/10- '' Charge. Kill. Resist. Repeat.''

Tryhard Hunter 6.25/10- ''I am i pro stickyer''

Agent Walther: 9/10- "The great escape tool, can be used with Claidheamh Mòr for mobility or with Eyelander to become a black scottish tank"

Quenquent: 8/10- "Who said you need a sword with that one ?"

doctahzomboss: 9/10- ''demodemotank demo demotank''

Landeyx: 10/10- ''Resistant to pyros charging flying in the air!!!''

Cpt. Haxray: 7/10- ''the best of all of demoman's shields, the defensive values are still the whole reason this beats out the other shields. However, tis still inferior to sticky launchers in almost all cases. A demoknight is mainly useful as a picking class, but most of the time other classes do it better.''

Persian Persuader

Overall score: 4,6/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 4/10- ''I like to play with a grenade launcher so...''

Tryhard Hunter 3.3/10- ''Look up''

Agent Walther: 9,7/10- "Spamming charges with a splendid screen can destroy the whole enemy team"

Landeyx: 2/10- ''No''

Cpt. Haxray: 4/10- ''While the increased charge rate upon picking up ammo is nice, the massive reduction to primary and secondary ammo, and the complete lack of being able to pick up ammo normally means this is purely a demoknight weapon, and generally you would rather want to get heath on kill over charge after picking up an ammo pack.''

Claidheamh Mòr

Overall score: 5.2/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 4/10- ''A downgrade from the eyelander.''

Tryhard hunter 1.1/10- ''Try it with stickies''

Agent Walther: 8,5/10- "M O B I L I T Y"

Doge Thor: 7/10- ''that half a second can mean life or death.''

Landeyx: 4/10- ''nice look but except from the look nothing better.''

Cpt. Haxray: 7/10- ''Formerly THE best demoknight melee(that increased charge lenght did a lot) the complete change to the clad has leaned it more to a sustainable demoknight role, due to the small heath regen and increased charge regen on kill. Works really well with the screen, but is inferior to the half in terms of a 'picking' demoknight.''


Pain Train

Overall score: 6/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 8/10- ''Way better on the Demo since the shield takes away any bullet vulnerability''

Tryhard Hunter 2.2/10- ''It doesnt''

Doge Thor:7/10- ''great in pair of the sticky jumper, flying cappers! :D''

Agent Walther: 8/10- "THAT DEMO IS A BLOODY SCOT"

Landeyx: 2/10- ''You're not a scout''

Cpt. Haxray: 9/10- ''Exactly like the solider's pain train, this is the most used melee in comp for a very good reason. Unless you're playing a map without control points or going demoknight, theres no reason NOT to equip this weapon.''

Eyelander

Overall score: 6,1/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 6/10- ''Its not that good''

Tryhard Hunter 5.5/10- ''I love you but no''

Landeyx: 9/10- ''Its not the PERFECT weapon but still the best for demoknights.''

TheMercWithoutAnUnusual: 8/10- ''One of the best weapons for demo''

Cpt. Haxray: 2/10- ''You may be surprised here, but the eyelander is one of the worst melees for demoman. The main issue is that you need to get at least 2 heads before it has any noticable benefit over the other 'sword' melees. This is easier said than done when you got less heath than normal.''

Half Zatoichi

Overall score: 6,3/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 7/10- ''Samurais dont die!''

Tryhard Hunter 7.7/10- ''What he said''

Doge Thor: 1/10- "presses 3 by accident"

Agent Walther: 6,5/10- "Kinda useful at times for demo, but still too dangerous"

Landeyx: 9/10- ''one hit kills.''

Cpt. Haxray: 7/10- ''The absolete best melee for picking demoknight, this weapon gives you a higher chance of getting in and out. Its also tied with the clad for best 'sustainable' demoknight melee weapon.''

Bottle

Overall score: 6,8/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 6/10 - ''Mediocre''

Tryhard Hunter 6.6/10- ''sixes everywhere''

Agent Walther: 6,66/10- "Not as good as the Scotish Handshake"

Landeyx: 7/10- ''hit people with a bottle :3''

Cpt. Haxray: 8/10-'' Its the stock, its hard to really argue for or against it.''

Ullapool Caber

Overall score: 6.9/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 5/10- ''Didnt I just love the new update. Less times being killed out of nowhere, thats for sure''

Tryhard Hunter 8.8/10- ''Use it with the shield''

Agent Walther: 7/10- "It was really fun to blow up snipers before, it could be also used to ♥♥♥♥ up an enemy push in dire situations, now it's just a way to finish off that reloading soldier"

Landeyx: 8/10- ''in combi with the jumpr very good''

Cpt. Haxray: 6/10- ''Has use as a demoknight picking weapon, but the fact its damage boost only works for the first hit, the massive self-damage, and reduced range pretty much garatees you're not making it back from your picking attempt.''

Scotman's Skullcutters

Overall score: 8,4/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 10/10- ''Crits kill soldiers. Nuff said''

Tryhard Hunter 5.5/10- ''Idk''

I dunno: 10/10- ''would bang pratticaly direct upgrade from bottle''

Agent Walther: 10/10-"Never use with the shield. It's not what it was created for, but it shows you the true purpose of the melee weapons"

Landeyx: 8/10- ''But the slowness oh god.''

Cpt. Haxray: 7/10- ''Decent enough for a normal demoman, it suffers in use with demoknight due to the speed reduction. However, demoman rarely uses his melee outside of demoknight, and its unlikely for the damage boost to do much.''

Pan

Overall score: 9,9/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 10/10- ''Demopan, demopan, DEMOPAAAAAAN''

Tryhard Hunter 9.9/10- ''To loud 4 me''

Scotish Handshake

Overall Score: 10,2/10

The Crazed Buttstaber: 10/10- ''Best used during a Scotish bar fight''

GabeN: 10/10 - ''I wanted to give 100% to get crits but they didnt let me''

Jesus: 10/10- ''It was originnaly water :3''

Agent Walther: 11/10- "EEEY, ME BOTTLE O'SCRUMPEH!"

theMLGsphee: 10/10- ''great for pub fights when jacsepticeye is involved and on your side''

Well, ITS OVER!!!! This guide, still have another 5 classes to go. No idea what I will do after that. Next guide should take way less. Remember to comment on the comment section so I can put your rating here in the guide. Next is *drum rolls* HEAVY.

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