To change levels, press CTRL while in-game.

Trading Cards get unlocked after 2 hours of gameplay since the refund thing changed the rules.

Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time.



Hello, my name is Kenneth.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!



Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales.



wot u lookin at
Play as Darren for the first time



Big Deal
Complete Swindon.



Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time.



Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence.



Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence.



Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence



Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.



Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.



Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence



Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?



That Can't Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.



Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.



Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.



Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game.



Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor (Credits)

Twiddling the Bits
Visit the options screen.



Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.



ReElection Special
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.



Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester.



Taking it From Behind
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.



Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.



The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.



Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.



Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.

Splat the Rat
You splat the rat.
- First level, the rat appears at the last few missions before the heist, it comes from the top walking on the fence. Just wait untill it comes down a bit and you will be able to splat it.



GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations.
- London level, press E to change stations untill the achievements pops up.



A Flaw in the System
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
- Heist on Lidl level, choose Stealth mode, dont steal anything until the achievement unlocks (takes around 5 minutes). OR, wait in the "Choose 1 or 2" heist menu until the achievement gets unlocked



Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
- In Lidl level, make the tank follow you arround and make it destroy the store, shopping cars and the car.



Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap.
- in Lidl level, a guy is going to appear rapping about potatos, just avoid him and the achievement will pop up eventually.



Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
-Pretty easy achievement. Just crash into the four portraits on the walls in the London Heist level.



Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
- In the very first London mission, go to the very right and just go up and down through the Thames 50 times.



Communist Leanings.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
- You need the "Splat the rat" achievement, once you unlock the minigame, choose #2, then press: A, S, D, W (Left, Down, Right, Up) until you unlock the achievement (takes around 1-2 minutes)



Beyond the Possible
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
- Level 1 is the easiest, Most parts might take a few tries to learn, when u reach the harvester part, just go around in circles and avoid the rat NO MATTER WHAT, if you splat the rat then go back to the game, it will crash, happened to me twice, once you go to the heist, choose #2 (easiest imo) and if you die, dont worry, you will start from the beginning of the heist.



Practice Makes Perfect
Complete London without dying.
- Choose normal difficulty and practice a lot! seriously..


Paradox
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
- Crash into the clock tower in London on a Saturday at 10:04 PM

Most of this achievements are easy to unlock, just a few like London Perfect and Dark Souls mode are really hard and it takes a lot of tries before unlocking them.