You need style. You need MLG? Have multiple Mirana sets? Great! Break them down and use random equipment to look crazy.


If you look crazy your team will stop doubting your life choices.

Okay great, you're still with me.

Here's your start: Select Mirana in hero select as soon as you can. Go offlane. Threaten to murder anyone who would interrupt your soon to happen dank killing sprees.

It doesn't matter who they pick, as no one can pale in comparison.

NOTE: This guide only works against filthy casuals. You should not attempt this in a serious game against other sweaty tryhards.

You should purchase a Sage's Mask, which should leave you with 300 gold if my arithmetic is correct. You should then purchase 12 clarities. The only thing you should be concerned about is mana.

Immediately skill your W. Run as fast as you can to offlane. Proceed to fire arrows at enemies with extreme dankness whenever possible. Use clarities liberally. Farm whenever arrow is off cooldown.
You should take E at level 2, and then after that alternate between W and stats until W is maxed. From there max Stats>R>E>Q. Only the W really matters anyway.

From this moment on you should be racking up 3000 range epic noscope 360's. if you aren't then maybe you should afk liek a troll lelelelelel.

Item order: Boots of Travel>Bloodstone>Ethereal Blade> Veil of Discord> Orchid Malevolence> Glimmer Cape.

Now, to win the game, Orchid, Veil, and Blade them, Leap back with E, and hit W. They should die instantly. If they don't then kill yurself wit bloodstone lelelelel.

(Actually Bloodstone is in there for pocket deny and mana regens lelelelel.)

You probably have 1337-0-0 KDA ratio so you are pretty MLG I'd say.

This is my first guide. So comment about how much you like it even if you don't. If you know something I don't about my strategies because I was too lazy to look it up, tell me. Please. This so far is all speculation based off of assumptions.

All your filthy casual friends will probably hate you now, but if they don't, then enlist their help.

Your ideal team should be Skywrath Mage, for his E, Bloodseeker, For his Q, Chen, For his Q, and Shadow Demon, For his W.

I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how All of this in combination will turn out, so let's do some maths.

At level 1, close range Arrow does 50 damage. Skywrath will reduce their Magic resist by 30%, which, assuming it's Multiplicative, (Which is worst case scenario), average hero magic resist becomes 17.5%

So 100 - 17.5 = 82.5% damage.

Chen + Shadow + BS = 1.25 x 1.14 x 1.2 = 1.71

The very minimum damage you can do is 50 x 1.71 x 0.825 = 72.5~ damage. Minimum damage you can deal is 72.5. At Max range, Level 1. its 275 damage.

To earn first blood someone should buy Smoke of Deceit. Your 4 supports go to mid lane, and wait.
Also buy a ward. Ward midlane, and then they wait until they see the enemy hero. You should be in postion. They dust, and move towards them, You fire arrow, leading them, Chen pops first for the slow, then they should all use their damage amp abilities. Your arrow should arrive, maybe 2000 range is good, and then they should attack them before it arrives. Practice this technique on bots, just to get the timing right. Once each of them attack once, and the arrow arrives, they should die. From there, everyone back to spawn.

VERY IMPORTANT: After you get your guaranteed first blood ;), your allies should buy tons of clarities. If I'm correct on this, they should drop them on the ground, and you should pick them up and keep selling them. This should give you either 100% or 50% of their gold. I don't know which, but either way gold boost!. Buy parts of more expensive items to start the snowball.

So get out there and "Pwn some heads" :)