Introduction 1: Informal
I'm going to cut you.
A simple introduction meant to get across that you want to talk. It may sound like you're about to cut him, but in actuality, violence is commonplace in Spyish countries. They don't accept your trades, by the way.

Introduction 2: Formal
Gentlemen?
A classic introduction most used at meetings or other formal events. It gets across the same point as an Informal greeting, and builds trust.

Introduction 3: Annoying
Sorry to "pop-in" unannounced.
This greeting clearly states that:
A. You're sorry to see the person.
B. You don't want to be predictable.
and C. You really like burritos.
Burritos are common weapons in the Spyish countries, and eating them is generally associated with being a little dingleberry. We'll get to that later, though.

Goodbye 1: Informal
Well, off to visit your mother!
This generally gets across the point that you consider the person in question friendly enough that they'd let you do their mom.

Goodbye 2: Formal
You got blood on my suit.
A statement letting the person in question know that you would have killed them, but you're at least aquainted. By the way, murdering people is seen as a sign of mild distrust or a small disliking to the person. Always wear a Razorback.

Because let's face it: Every woman in Spyish land is the mother of a Scout. From the moment they're born.

1. Let's do it.
Hmm. Not bad.
This is to imply that the mother of a certain Scout is rather attractive. This can go two ways:
A. You get a chick and have Spy babies.
B. You go to prison. If this happens, you didn't do it right. However, that was your only chance, because prison floors are made of magma. Protection will be further discussed in a later chapter.
Scout's mom speaks Scoutish, however, so you cannot do anything beyond this point. This line is a requirement for knowledge in order to step foot into Spyland.

(brunk:
noun
to become beautiful and drunk
mostly associated with drinking glitter)

Proper Spies do not drink alcholic beverages. They drink glitter.

1. I wish to consume large amounts of glitter.
The Spy is a Scout!
In this case, the Spy is you, and the Scout is the glitter. Drinking the glitter is the same as dominating the Scout. Fun Fact: Scoutish people are bitter rivals with Spies.

2. I wish to get brunk with you, gentlemen.
Gentlemen, my deadly skill is jogging.
Your deadly skill is your will to stop the people who do the act. Direct translation is:
Gentlemen, I wish to kill all joggers.
Fun Fact: Any jogging Spies will immediately be shot. You do your excersize by reading and watering your plants. Remember; a fat Spy is a stupid Spy!

3. I have consumed a large amount of glitter.
May I make a suggestion? Run.
This implies that you are extremely drunk, and will puke, causing everything within a 5-foot radius to be destroyed.
Fun Fact: Spies puke acid.

The average Spy can get quite bored. So, Sir Spie Bakstabzalot the 3rd (sir spy backstabsalot the third) created a passtime known as Spycrabbing. To do this, one must take out a book or other foldable solid object and walk around pretending to be a crab.

1. Would you like to Spycrab together?
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
Settling it is settling the boredom you experience with a friend.

2. I am going to Spycrab now.
It's the Witching Hour!
The Witching Day is a day in Spyish lore about when Santa Claus came and got murdered by a group of Spycrabs. On that day, everyone kills Santa Claus's clone. The Witching Hour is when this occurs. Due to the Spycrab murdering, the Witching Hour is also a name for Spycrabbing time.

3. Does that even count as a Spycrab?
What the hell is that?!
Bad Spycrabs may have their arms bent out like some sort of odd creature with 69 limbs. They typically have their arms out horizontally, and move them upwards at an angle. They have their forearms angled towards their head, with the Claw (the item) and their hand above their head. Their knees are bent, and they scuttle around. This remark is generally said towards bad Spycrabs. This is a fine example of a terrible Spycrab. Do not click the picture if you have a weak stomach, heart, and/or experience in Spycrabbing.

Just scream, "Place a dispenser here!" at the sky until a dispenser falls down from the sky. It's as simple as that.

This article will detail miscellanious information you should know.

1. Dingleberries
Dingleberries are the broccoli of Spyish countries. And no, they have no broccoli there.

2. Protection from heat
Hold an icicle and you'll be somehow immune to all heat for a few seconds. Icicles have to be smuggled in, though. Buy some off of e-spy.












































Thanks to Lithuaniaball for ideas and general loadout, as well as confidence.
Anyways,
You got blood on my suit.