Open a terminal and navigate to the game directory, then run this command (assuming you are on 64-bit):

Since who the ♥♥♥♥ can be bothered to click thousands of times, let's get someone else to do it!

Install xdotool (should be in your package repositories, i.e. just sudo apt-get install xdotool or pacman -S xdotool or whatever).

Then open a terminal next to the game. Start the game, and move your mouse to the third button. Run the following command in your terminal:


This should output something along the lines of


Note down the XXXX and YYY coordinates, you'll need those. Now, run the following command:


Then quickly change to the game window and get a coffee or whatever. You can also reduce the number behind sleep (0.5 in the example), which will make it click faster. Once you think you got all achievements, change to the terminal you ran the command in and press Ctrl+C a few times until you get a prompt again.

For the more bold, you can also run this command to click fasterer, but it might be a little hard to stop the script:


This will get you all achievements but the one for all immunities, there's a guide on how to get that one too.