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The Rules of Team Fortress 2
By Isildur
These are some ABSOLUTE MANDATORY / COMPULSORY rules that MUST be applied within Team Fortress 2. This is MAINLY for the NEWBIES so they can play PROPERLY. And why do I keep capitalising things? BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY IMPORTANT!!!
   
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Category: Classes, Gameplay Basics
Languages: English
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12 Sep, 2015 @ 11:46am
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RULEBOOK
No.1-5: Rules for Newbies
No.6-10: Rules for just about every other type of player

1.
All newbie Pyros MUST be clueless as to where MOUSE2 is.

2.
All complete newbies MUST use whatever weapons they find in their loadout, even if they are absolutely useless and do not work with their other weapons.

3.
All newbie Snipers using a Machina MUST aim for the body ONLY.

4.
All newbie Scouts MUST main the Force-a-Nature or the Soda Popper.

5.
All newbie Spies MUST run at their target, and stab them repeatedly.

6.
All experienced Demomen MUST sticky-spam.

7.
It is a MUST to calculate skill based on the hats players are wearing.

8.
All Snipers using the Classic MUST NEVER aim with the scope.

9.
A large amount of Snipers and Spies are a MUST for ANY TEAM.

10.
NO. FUN. ALLOWED.



4 Comments
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Linkin Pug (T.E.H.P) 18 Jun, 2017 @ 4:18am 
14. if you see a HOOVY ON YOUR TEAM, KICK HIM!
Coitur 19 Sep, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
13: Backburner sucks, no matter who uses it.
lbtmy gmg 17 Sep, 2015 @ 7:19pm 
12. NEVER. CAP. ON. HIGHTOWER.
jpnjoe 14 Sep, 2015 @ 10:17am 
11. All newbies must wear the gibus at all times