Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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CS:GO P-i-s-s-i-n-g Guide
By Vampy
You want to p-i-s-s off a super idiot teammate this is how you do it.
   
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Intro
Until now all the guides i wrote i wrote them seriously gave my all to help the readers to understand easily and improve thier gameplay. Well gonna give this guide my all too xD ahahahaha. I added and talked and even spectated a lot of games where teammate p-i-s-s-i-n-g went on like fireworks on new years eve. They are all in this guide so i think this ones kinda a ultimate teammate p-i-s-s-i-n-g off guide.
Bot Level
Always flash your teammates.
Always throw a decoy or any nades at your teammate at the start of the round without the explosive handgrenade cause by giving too much damage you might be auto kicked off. Many people seems to hate the part where they lose a tiny bit off armour by this.
Try to jump into the line of fire of your enemy, this way they get -1 from their kills is they damage you.And if the one your trying to p-i-s-s off is using a g-o-d-d-a-m-n sniper then hallelujah its the jackpot stand right infront of him.
Block when ever your target tries to pass through any squeezed up short place.
When ever hes the last one surviving use the public chat to tell the enemy about his position.
Buy on eco rounds.
Drop the bomb on tough enemy camp spots.
If you have the bomb when a plant site is clear, dont plant.
Expert Level
If you ever see your target crouching fast try to jump on his head and don't get off its not that hard to keep walking on his head coz his movement is gonna slow up when hes crouching and he cant stand as long as your up there on him.
When it seems that hes in a 1 v 1 or 2 v 1 condition use your mic if you have one to distract him and so that he gets no sound, keep cursing or just play a super idiotic sound at full volume.
Enemy in sight and your target is camping in a delicate spot light that place with molotov (y)
If you see that your target is low on money or something then ask him if he needs a drop. If he says no need then its sad if he says yes just curse him and don't drop :v
Try to provoke him to shot or do damage to you more then you do to him.For example you cant cause too much damage or you will be banned shot ones with your low damage pistol and see if he does more damage then you if he does keep doing this and he will be the one to get auto kicked. Nothing p-i-s-s-e-s off a person more then a f-u-c-k-i-n-g mm ban.
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5 Comments
Xinad 29 Mar, 2016 @ 2:30pm 
Dont get mad at teammates that are bad its a waste of time if anything help them but dont get mad we need more people playing csgo and a less toxic community in general
Erm 12 Oct, 2015 @ 6:58am 
What about idiotic teammates that ruin the whole game by being shit? we were 14-10 and ended up 14-16. He only used scout and shaked it like a retard. Also he was playing with a friend so he wont get kicked because he is so shit. oh and he was 10-26
Katojishifu Tokijikushikato 7 Oct, 2015 @ 6:45am 
np
Vampy  [author] 6 Oct, 2015 @ 10:29am 
nice one :v re-editting my guide when ill be free thanks bro
Katojishifu Tokijikushikato 6 Oct, 2015 @ 6:17am 
if someone askes for a drop, give them your starter weapon. for them to be extra salty, then afterwards if they don't pick it up yell in mic, OMG I GIVE YOU WEAPON AND YOU DON'T WANT IT? WTF??!?!?!