NEKOPARA Vol. 1

NEKOPARA Vol. 1

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How to Be Sneaky When You Play Nekopara. Vol 1
By Yang (楊里霖)
This is the guide for you if you live in a house full of other people and you want to play Nekopara Vol. 1 without being interrupted. Useful for those who live with their parents or girlfriend.
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Introduction
Hi, it's Chocola. Welcome to the unofficial sneaky guide to playing Nekopara. If you're here, it means you're too ashamed to tell your parents or girlfriend that you enjoy playing Japanese eroges. Do not fear, for I have made this guide to ensure you are able to hide your secret passion away from the prying eyes of your parents or girlfriend. So, enjoy!
Stuff You Will Need
Most of these tools you already have so it wouldn't be hard for you to find all the things on this list.

1. Nekopara Vol.1 (Duh..)

2. A lock on your door. (Lock installation might be required depending on how much privacy you have.)

3. Parents/Girlfriend that respects your privacy. (Ability to fulfill this requirement varies.)

4. A bottle of lotion. (Vaseline works.)

5. A comfortable chair that allows you to recline. (Invest in a good chair if you play games like Nekopara. Vol 1)

6. The ability to do your business without making sounds. (Might need to invest in a gag or just tie a scarf around your mouth.)

7. A super expensive laser trip wire that turns off Nekopara Vol. 1 and pulls your pants up the moment it's triggered. (I bet all of you have this.)

8. Tissues. (Also duh..)

When You Do Your Business
Now that you've gathered up all the tools I have listed. We can now commence the happy times.

1. Make sure to get comfortable in your comfy chair. (Unless you don't own a comfy chair.)

2. Turn on Nekopara Vol. 1 (DUUUUH!)

3. Enjoy the story, make sure to save between sexy times or else you might have to go through all of it again. (So much plot! PLOT!!!)

4. Approach the sexy scenes carefully, you do not wish to blow before it ends. (Stamina training!)

5. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. (Seriously, enjoy. Vanilla and I worked hard.)

6. Rinse, repeat in till you've finished Nekopara Vol. 1.
199 Comments
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kimika 19 May @ 11:25am 
very useful
Capturefying 8 Mar @ 8:16am 
Thanks.:steamthumbsup:
juno ♡ 27 Feb @ 7:38pm 
is this guide unisex LMAO :steammocking:
cekc 17 Feb @ 10:50am 
the real professional gaming
Elenaas420 12 Feb @ 8:39pm 
WHAT THE FU:steamsad:
SexyMintJay 30 Jan @ 4:15pm 
I'M CRYING WHAT?? HJELP
great_elmo928ツ 7 Jan @ 9:35pm 
Lotion :steamthumbsup:
Toilet paper rolls as tissue :steamthumbsup:
Parents are asleep :steamthumbsup:

Oh yeah it's nekopara-ing time :cinnamon:
Maple :3 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55pm 
HELP
pumpydunky 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm 
will use