StarForge

StarForge

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How to rip off your fan base 101
By Orias
The perfect bullet point list to be just like Code Hatch
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Just this one section...it is simple
Step 1- Give interviews stating you don't want to string players along. Tell them you will offer content and not make promises. Tell them you will deliver.

Step 2- Show them a bunch of crap in videos that is implimented and not in the game.

Step 3- Tell them everything the game will be. Show them alot of video and pictures of this.

Step 4- Once you have made a bunch of money...proceed to step 5

Step 5- Remove at least helf of the content.

Step 6- Click the release button to secure your funds.

Step 7- Upload new videos and remove the old ones that promote everything you -were- going to have in the game just an hour ago.

Step 8- Grab your money and run.

Step 9- Ignore the community you just managed to royally piss off. Address them in a short comment, ignoring half of their comments and addressing the public like Bill Clinton did when he was caught with his secretary under his desk. How does that cigar taste Code Hatch?

Step 10- Use funds deceptively aquired to create new game and put it on Steam once you are assured yourself you won't have to answer for what you did the first time around.

Step 11- Repeat steps 1-10 with your new game. Have a look at your feedback as it plumets to levels near your first game.

Step 12- Grab money and make another game?

Man I am so glad we can all help you to fund your existance. I would love to be a fly on the wall if any of you decide to actually apply for a job working with a real developer or publisher.
20 Comments
Dark_453 1 Jun @ 6:31am 
Star Citizen did it, NMS did it.. and Kerbal space programm 2
not surprised.... steam as useless as ever...

WORLDS ADRIFT! - Remake and charge full price!
Libitardi 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33pm 
So.. Star Citizen?
ZiMRAA ✙ {위생병} {衛生 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am 
play empyrion.... its so fking good
Vector8k 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm 
Glad people still remembers this piece of s hi t game.
76561198034531618 8 Jul, 2021 @ 9:31am 
Gee, I wonder why Code}{atch doesn't allow people who don't own their games (anymore) to comment on any of their forums...
link+1 19 May, 2021 @ 5:56am 
XD
Popo Bigles 28 Mar, 2021 @ 4:40am 
The more I look at StarForge the more it reminds me of Eternal Crusade but worse and yet on a way smaller scale.
_ 14 Nov, 2020 @ 12:52pm 
god damn. I used to love this game. Wrote a book about it. Ended up disappointed
Lycius 24 Oct, 2020 @ 4:24pm 
Hey, I wasn't the only one to get that shitty founders edition.
Aussiemandeus 9 Sep, 2020 @ 11:31pm 
Yep i bought the founders version too, and never saw anything from it. Not to mention when i did try playing it several times all the lighting was ruined and i couldnt see anything at night.