1. The whole guide. Thats it :P

Environment settings:
Use the running mod.
engagedistance 100

1. PRESS C
2. Contract both knees
3. SPACE x2
4. Extend both knees
*Note that now your feet should be sticking into Uke's feet. If no then I noted in the ToC that the engagedistance must be 100 and the mod must be running
5. Press P
6. Now slowly wait... wait... and uke will slowly kiss your chest! GG! You've made uke kiss your chest!

This guide was completely made for fun, discovered it randomly.
Sorry for any grammar mistakes, ennglish isn't my native language.
Lastly, hope you had fun with this guide and had a little laugh!