Have you ever been like this in your life?


Well, don't worry because 99.9% of humans are humans.


I am your host, Stick, and I will be showing you everything there is to know about the universe. Let's answer the big questions first


The meaning of life is to praise lord Trump and to accept the fact that he will commit mass genocide on Muslims like how Hitler did with the Jews.


They aren't out yet because Valve is already making millions off of their existing games. Why make new games when you're already making millions off of the ones you already have?


You aren't successful in life because you haven't made any contributions to humanity as a whole. Just because you showed up to grandma's funeral, doesn't mean you deserver a Nobel Prize of some sort. If you really want to become successful in life, all you have to do is make something that humanity will like, take for instance this painting:


It just goes to show that you don't have to do much to make millions.



"But Stick, I thought this was supposed to be about TF2"

Well, deal with it, I am too lazy to make something that has to relate to TF2.

Now, my guide on being famous

1. Get money
2. Do porn
3. Marry a famous person
4. Dress slutty
5. Talk like yo udon't know English
6. Repeat Steps 1-5
7. Profit!!

That will be it for Part 1 of the guide, if you guys want more, just comment and I'll edit in part 2!

Welcome back dear readers! In part 2 of this guide, I will teach you the basics of life.


When you're eating cerel, do you sometimes never get enough cereal on your spoon to balance out the milk? If you do, that me be because you're using a spoon. Start using a knife, because then, it will not only help you balnce out cereal-to-milk but also teach you the arts of balance.


Have you ever had a wish come true? Well I have, and it's all thanks to the technique I use to do so. To make all your wishes come true, you must stand outside on a plank of wood and accept Gabe Newell as the ruler of all gaming. Then within 4 - 5 business days, you will recieve one free wish to use on whatever you want.


Have you ever wanted to sue someone so badly because they dropped Orange Juice on your brand new sneakers? Well, rather than taking them to a courthouse, just take them into the woods where you can impale with a sharp stick.


The only way to save money is to never spend money. If you really want that hotdog, you can rob a hotdog vendor and run away. This way, not only do you have money, but you also have enough food to survive you a day!

Well, that sums up part 2 of this guide. Stay tuned for part 3.