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How to get banned off of any server within 5 Minutes
By mattbillpage
This guide will teach you the ways of getting banned within 5 Minutes
   
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Instructions
1. Join a server

2. Spawn in / If the server has too many files spam in chat and call everybody who speaks in chat

3a. Spam everywhere if you cant build spam in chat and call everybody an asshat and say this server is a total joke

3b. You should get banned within 2 Minutes

4. You should get banned faster than you can say "you're a total asshat i hate germans" / If you do not get banned but get muted spawnkill for as long as you can if you get kicked rejoin and do it again until you eventually get a ban

5. Pat yourself on the back for being a total asshat to players of blockland
Community Suggested ways
Calling everybody black and being racist it got me banned off of 3 server - davidththird
Put links to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the chat - Astro
Promote your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ freebuild in the chat - alemismun

Step 1. Say someone has a better server then the one your on. Step 2. Tell them how your server is better and their's is gay. Step 3. Tell the server owner how much you dislike them and call them a Badmin. Step 4. Your Banned good job - YouShoot

all you gotta do is spam that if you dont play minecraft your gay in the chat -SquinchyTheOrangeTurd

spam in chat "lol you all are stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ you should die" and start shooting the living hell out of everyone.
or like projectile/explosion event spam

spam in chat "lol you all are stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ you should die" and start shooting the living hell out of everyone, or like projectile/explosion event spam - Wolfezwofflz

say "roblox is better than this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game" - dog

Spam forced and overused memes. The older, the better. - The Pyroman

spam "Penis" in the chat it got me banned 10 times - FreezeBot

have a disgusting name, (epic_poo) - ⎛⎞

ok, why is everyone offensive to germans? is it because the nazis? after all only 83% of the population of germany said hitler was their leader. not all germans are mean. germany actually the only country that payed the U.S. back for the repairs of its city from WWII - destab241

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blockland. if you get banned from a server you lose about 20% of the games content as there are only 20 players on at any given time - rodger the dog

Step 1. Impolitely ask to get banned - Ɑჯ϶ϯiʍɿԐTɿԐlliﻼ

My suggestion? Troll them. (Ex: Shooting everyone, using any nuke addons they have, greif, etc) - True Jakins1111

step 1. find out what really annoys the admins/host
step 2. exploit said anger managment issue causing issues and prepare to enjoy the fireworks
step 3 (optional). look at the screenshot on the front of my profile for a sucessful ban example - Steee



Final Thoughts
If none of these things worked then write in the comments on what you did so i can update this stupid guide and get more ways to annoy the crap out of players
25 Comments
Undercover Steve 20 Nov, 2020 @ 4:19pm 
is good
Dinosaurcar 14 Jun, 2018 @ 9:07am 
Step 1: Rdm everyone
Strange medic 18 Nov, 2017 @ 11:22am 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Captain Rolfey 6 Sep, 2017 @ 3:23am 
These replys are great! XD
Penguin 2 Sep, 2017 @ 10:21am 
Too big!>3>
VivvyOfTheLake 1 Sep, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
Proclaim that you are a nice person.
Pete 29 Aug, 2017 @ 1:43pm 
Say : Ur a noob Roblox is better than u and I hope you die xddddddddddddd
ectophasma 30 Jul, 2017 @ 7:37am 
My suggestion is saying hitler is gr8 i drma u nigr fuk u roblox is betr
soupple 24 Feb, 2017 @ 7:25pm 
Ive changed my name from dogg to freezebot. please edit q-q
Metro 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:44pm 
e.e