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How to not get your ♥♥♥♥ stuck while reading a guide
By Rad Chad
Do you have troubles where guides are unclear what they are talking about and accidently instead get your ♥♥♥♥ stuck in things like toasters? Well thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, BUT I CAN HELP!
   
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How to not get ♥♥♥♥ stuck in first place
This is easy and there are 2 ways

1. Be a girl

2. cut ♥♥♥♥ off

If your ♥♥♥♥ gets stuck in knife in the progress of doing 2, then read the second section
How to get ♥♥♥♥ unstuck
First off, identify how it got in there in the first place so you can retrace your steps. Next, If the ♥♥♥♥ is stuck, pour some sort of oily thing in so your ♥♥♥♥ can slide out. If in the case where your ♥♥♥♥ has been clamped down on (e.g toaster) then you must grab a hammer and attempt to smash it. IF you cant do that, then try using some sort of thing thing to push the clamp off the ♥♥♥♥.
How to help others in need
What you want to do is grab them some oily stuff, a hammer, and a thin metel thing.
Conclusion
If your ♥♥♥♥ gets stuck frequintly and this guide didnt help you, stop reading guides on steam.
29 Comments
paperclip66 1 Feb, 2016 @ 9:51am 
unclear instructions, dick got stuck in gfs tits, oily stuff isnt working
Kotabear 30 Jan, 2016 @ 11:21pm 
i hate when ppl get their dicks and toasters all you do is twist turn it on pull but you need to turn it off when pulling off
3000 year old loli 30 Jan, 2016 @ 10:52pm 
unclear my dick is stuck in steam
Twshadowninja 30 Jan, 2016 @ 9:59pm 
Unclear My dick is stuck in my gf and the oily stuff isnt working and smashing her just knocked her out... I think
birb 30 Jan, 2016 @ 4:47am 
unclear
got my dick stuck in a vagina
and that vagina belongs to sanic
help
Caofre 29 Jan, 2016 @ 12:02pm 
Instructuinos uncler,i saw that guide and my dikc got stuck for the first time,where?
















in your ass.
jake? 29 Jan, 2016 @ 12:40am 
DICK GOT STUCK IN A GIRL WOO
oshmoo 28 Jan, 2016 @ 9:33pm 
Instructions unclear, controlled by a witch and was influenced to conform to the "Instructions unclear, X happened" formula comment fad.
Aura 28 Jan, 2016 @ 8:45pm 
Instructions Unclear dick got stuck in guide
CrazyHobo7634 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:57am 
I may not be male, but I still find this guide very informative in case someone I know gets in a situation like this. xP