I made this guide when I was 14, good luck.

If you try and fight a boss that you can't get to its because one of the bosses before it drops the weapon to get it (like to get to the leviathan you need to fight the chain gang)

Lol First boss
He deadly bro
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dodge him omg
you can see him move around in the wall if you look up close
to not get eaten alive by babies go really close to him and spam harpoons
He drops a way to get out of his hell hole of a fight
He also decides to jump out and go straight at you sometimes, shoot him in his dirty face
Remember that he is worm

you get a freaking harpoon

holy crap

I love harpoons

located at unknown

2 seahorse
gay dads
so many sons
THEY WILL SHOOT THEIR CHILDREN AT YOU
kill to get chainsaw (cuts grass)
do not under any circumstances be level with them, be under or over or they will insta-kill you
sometimes they get older children to defend, especially after one gay daddy dies

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located the right of the crossroads. Then once right search for a down opening until you reach it.

Your an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you kill this guy but you need to do it anyways
Drops the shield
Trick is to shoot his legs with the harpoons and then cut off his limbs with the chainsaw when they look injured
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
he did nothing to you
why
he attacks with 8 tentecles in total, 4 at a time, shoot his eye and his mouth butthole beak thing
careful his tentecles can close in and kill you

East my brethern
east of the gay daddies

This one isn't alive like wtf he is a living cloud of fish poo and he's hard as hell to kill
He drops the engine (small boost)
when you find the boss near the bottom left of the game to the left of the pipes he'll be in the giant boss area looking place on the map, he's a sneaky beaky so it'll be a little tough to find where he is

when you find his face protruding from the wall and he kills you once from udder bullcrap spam harpoons as much as you can everywhere on this guy.
His engine/thruster is incredibly valuble as it makes you do the juke (one of them is found to the right of the crossroads and gives you amazing speed)

he shoots bones at you and then sucks them in to heal himself and damage you, shoot him in the face when he starts inhaling dong

remember to kill him
sometimes he turns into a gas cloud and touches you violently
oh that reminds me he is literally peeing as he fights you and his pee insta kills you (terrifying boss fight)
he also leaves green fish crap everywhere that insta kills you

and he is also a juke master
watch out fam

ez pz
he come out of dark
wait till come out
SHOOT HIM
wait till he dissapear again
get eletric zapped
SHOOT HIM
FINISH THE JOB
JUST DO IT
END HIS PITIFUL LIFE

the only boss I didn't die to

he's in the abyss all right all down

drops lamp which everyone needs for some reason

2 bosses in one
a giant shark who's always smilin

and his horde of hammerhead sharks

giant shark eats his pals doe

giant shark insta kills you doe

and a lighthouse

to win make the giant shark eat his smile enhancers
and his buddies

then hide in a corner and finish the hammerheads but actually hide nowhere because they can swim through walls

try your best

also gives second harpoon on submarine head

boss fight found under tranquil and to the left of the abyss entrance

Starcraft 1 flashbacks

he is a giant lobster

its more of a run fight

just run away

not spoilin the ending

you find him in this confusing maze of danger and trash and gas leaks and broken dreams

its fun to watch him kill you sometimes

drops torpedo

is left of chain gang, right of the forgotten, and down

watchout you may mess up and find the Parasite which is the boss after this and is like stabbing yourself in the neck with a spoon

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You don't want to fight this
You don't want to look at this
You want to cry and hide

Living gum that transforms into little gum that eats you alive

is one big gum, turns into 3 smaller gum that go in random directions, turns into smaller gum that goes in more random directions, then turns into 3 small small small small gum that hunt you out and can easily surround you and insta kill you


to kill wait till he tries to reform into big gum and shoot the transforming mass as you do like 3x damage

drops nightmares and pudding, to the right of mr lobster man

wait is he necessary

he just drops a bunch of upgrades

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Blood fueled leviathan
put it out of its misery
located to the top left of the game, easily found at crossroads to the left and up somewhat

idk what it drops it dropped nothing for me (I think it drops drone part)

has an insta kill move, never be on level with him, always be under him

shoot that nasty cray cray blood crust thingy

kill em foo

watch out for blood it does some magic stuff

also kills you

watch out for tower he destroys (magic snakes n stuff fam)

a bullet hell where the bullets follow you

very niceu

heart is at the bottom, destroy weird plants that shoot red drops of why>

red drops do like 50% of your health in damage so watch out

red drops make green plants that shoot at you from anywhere they land

every weird plant killed gives money and feminine whiles

jk it kills the boss slowly

shoot harpon into dong looking structure at bottom when it opens up

use chainsaw to cut grass thingy (you'll see) (I died like 57 times to this guy)
shoot his dingaling again and prepare for 6 to 7 to 5 grass thingys

GET DRAGGED INTO DONG ABORT

cry cause ur in a dong

kill more weird plants
drops drone part
watchout watchout watchout

die die die die die die die die die die die die live die die die dei again and again

shoot heart once all weird plants are killed and FINISH THE JOB
Found above the forgotten

I don't really want to spoil anything so heres information

last boss so no item

located in the factory middle west in the map, under experiment

Suprisingly easy, kinda depressed me a little bit, I only died 5 times.

Follow his movements, and when he shoots you with his giant laser shoot torpedos at him when the laser dissapears.

When he rolls a full circle floating robots will start spawning.

Takes like 6 to 5 torpedos to end him, so 3 to 2.5 rotations need to be survived

When you kill him boss rush mode is unlocked (or when you kill every boss)

watchout watchout watchout

Video is a guide I guess

Welp umm

yee

2. I'd say I died most to the heart of the city but I feel that was because my pro jukes got anti juked pretty damn hard.

1. The Atomic bubble or deaths galore as I spent an entire hour just dying to this thing.
its not even necessary like wtfffff

3. The Forgotten one he peed on me :'c

4. Chain gang bang because ♥♥♥♥ he ate a bomb and his friendos

5. The Fathers because insta kills and shotguns and dead children

6. The Experiment coolest boss for me and was a cool fight but not that tough

7. The Worm lol first battle and he has an obvious weak spot like getting behind him but its a tough first fight when you're just getting use to the controls.

8. The Tranquil, he can noscope you like damn but once you cut off his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs its pretty wow

9. The Guardian (final boss) It was more of a scripted fight, leaving it easy to remember after one or two deaths.

10. The Defiler; speed run through a place you've already been

11. The False Light, incredibly easy to dodge and his charge attack is pretty weak.

Thanks for reading
(first guide did I do good?)
this is easily my favourite game, I like it a lot. Developers are really cool guys. Its a little buggy right now but it just came out.

Don't get too frustrated if you die a lot, take some time to cool down.

kbai