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How 2 becom Proffesiunal Scoot

By DONKEY KONG BANANZA

This guide will teach you how to become very good at scout and get on the top of that leaderboard and have more points then that pesky heavy or pyro!You will learn great new wep uses an-
click the guide already my fingers are getting tired of typing this.

Award

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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop

Languages: Bulgarian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hungarian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, Portuguese (Brazil), Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, Turkish, Ukrainian

Class: Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy

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23 Feb, 2016 @ 8:54am

29 Feb, 2016 @ 8:01am

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Guide Index

Overview

Starting off

The Correct loadout:Primareez

Secund Dairys XDDDDDDDD

Melee wepz

How to play scout >CORRECTLY<

Fashion choices

Effort is much effort. cant blame me for that. also i like turkey sandwiches,

Interacting with an engineer or medic

scoot vs scoot

SpheeCheking

The end

Comments

Starting off

Thank you for clicking on this guide!
Now let's start!

continue pls k thx

The Correct loadout:Primareez

This is a scout, he is very mad at you, but why?
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A GOOD LOADOUT!

Diz first part will be primareez

Teh STandurd skatturgunn

teh standurd skatturgunn is the stock wep xDDDDDDD
its used 4 killing enemies and it doez more damage the closur u git 2 teh butt of ur enemy

Teh force of Naturel Flavoured chisps

tis is obv best scout wep cuz u can shoot quick and if ur close to butt u shoot them 3 time most classes such as
enginner
snipar
other scootz
meemz
spheez

will die emmediatly
cuz ur pro
kinda
not
whatever
can we just go on with this?

teh baby face blasturr

this gun is ♥♥♥♥♥ wy u eben use
lolol
ur not eben sanic scoot if u use
XDDDDDD

the backcance- i mean backscatter

is very pro if ur sneeky scoot and if very close 2 butt u shoot all ur bullet for good kill wowow pro xDDD

lol this is a pistol wtfff xDDDDD

this is ♥♥♥♥ why u use u already have a fukign piss tole

kk but it shoot sanic speehd do

the soda machine

this gun is very good when u get lot of kill and bar thing full u get like very much jump like soopar marionaise lolol XDDDD

kk now secund dairy

Secund Dairys XDDDDDDDD

kk here are piss tolez

first one:
teh stock pistol

this gun k and if u shoot frum distance uget like 20 damage but use always pan or primary cuz this for pusszy that scarred of enemies lolo xDDDD

teh winger[wont meak u fly lolol]

this guns name liez but it very high damage but not much ammo but ur scoot u can ez get more ammo when u go to spawn when u loose 30 hp so very best wep to use xDDD

teh gangstah guhn

very epic look but ♥♥♥♥ dont use lolol
waste of time for someone to equip dizzz XDDD

kk now melees if i missed one secund dairy then idc lolol

Melee wepz

the stock bat(man) xdDDD

this is simple stock wep but good if ur n00b

k next melee wepp xDD

the wrappd assasinnn

this gun shoots christmazz ball xd lol only use if christmazz kkk
also it make enemy bleed like a ♥♥♥♥ if u shoot christmazz ball
other den dat it sukz in my opunion xDDD

Boston basher

aka cancer dont use lol
XDDDD

next wepponz!!1:

three jump thingie xDD forgot neame

this makes u 3 jump if with force of natural flavoured chisps 4 times lol lol but ♥♥♥♥ damage on 3rd jumpp k next one lol XDDD

the santaman

this shoot ball that stun dumb faggz good to use best wep not cuz pan best lol XDDD

Best weapon.

How to play scout >CORRECTLY<

To play scout correctly, make sure you ALWAYS TAUNT AFTER A KILL
and, if you have money, make sure to get the laughing taunt for the scout, this can be a great replacement for the butt slap taunt , you know which one i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the standard primary taunt lmao you dumbass.

A great way to get a good kill is make sure to finish them with your fabulous pan of earrapelords kitchen item, this can be optained by trading, begging as a hobo, actually paying for l4d2 (but never play it because tf2 is your life), or picking it up from someone that died, or you killed, somehow....?

REMINDER:ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO USE BONK WHEN YOU LOST MORE THEN 30 HP AND RUN BACK TO A MEDKIT OR BASE TO HEAL YOURSELF!

Fashion choices

MAD SCOUT IS STILL ANGRY? BUT WHY? YOU DONT HAVE GOOD FASHION CHOICES!!

The 2 good scout sets to get are the following:
The great, also overused common f2p gibus scun-
uh i meant scout..!
Which you can see right here: not here, down here!

(im lazy to make it there dont blame me, mkay?)

Now the next scout set, the p2p scout!!(or well, edglelords personal scout set)

REMEMBER:FOR EXTRA FABULOUSNESS:COLOR IT PINK OR EDGEY LIME OR BLACK[no racist calm down k]OR THE CRACKER COLOR AKA WHITE[still no racist mkay?]

top kek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also if you dont have money then you'll have to deal with your f2p scout

Btw don't cry

Effort is much effort. cant blame me for that. also i like turkey sandwiches,

i cant believe youre reading this guide, its so sad you are actually reading it, stop pls ;-;

like if u cry evrytim.1 like = 1 like

Interacting with an engineer or medic

The nopus dispenserus, also commonly known as the gewp protected being, or the ''Engineer''
is one of the other classes of your life team fortress 2

To interact with an engineer of your team, press the button X on your keyboard, then hold the button X and press the button that says 5.
Keep repeating until it makes a fridge.

Good job.. You've ruined someones day!
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the Meemerus Aid-giverus

To interact with a meemerus aid-giverus , press and keep pressing your E key. make sure to ask your doctor every 3 days if your finger isnt broken.

Success!! you just interacted with a medic, oh and if they wear a gibus hat dont even try, they wont heal you cuz you're not a heavy.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

scoot vs scoot

as a scoot it is not too hard to kill most of your enemys, but other scoots can b dangeruz

some as:

An other scout

Scout vs scout usually depends on ur playstyle and skill
if u never win then ur a noob lol go cry u baby

if ur xxx_legitscootpro_xxx then ull win k gg

(also f2ps can also 1v1 rekt u if ur n00b)

SpheeCheking

''Dis is 4 pyroz''

''wtf is diz eben doing here'' ''0/10'' - skrub that obv isnt pro scout

The spheeus sapperus

Spheeus Sapperus is one of your worst enemys, they can Mlg pro rekt instakill u with theyre bread knife, but they never realise your not bread but a actual human being for some reason.
to easily avoid a sphee the best thing 2 do is to obv watch ur bakk and make sure 2 shoot sphees butt cuzz butt/peniz = best way to kill anyone (dot here --> ) .

The end

You've made it! to the end! Good job! your mom is proud of you, now go get a job!

and dont forget to like and favorite this guide because if you actually read this then you have no IQ and wont be able to remember it after 2 minutes.Ok the end.

srsly the end pls donate me money kek
this is obv a joke guide ok
ok good job.CLAP!CLAP!there, youre only getting two claps, be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happy alright?!

also check out my frienderos guide who helped by doing nothing actually except making me motivated to make this awful ♥♥♥♥ i like to call a guide for hobos without money people.
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=630986121
pls check k thx.

(i expanded guide now im done lolol xDDDDD( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

also donate me ur tf2 ♥♥♥♥ kk but not weps or n00b stuff k

164 Comments

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Arknos 31 May, 2021 @ 1:23am

s c u n t

Bat Monster MotherQuacker 30 Mar, 2021 @ 3:19am

omg MY PINES IS SMALL
scout love you , idiot ( you get trickstab)
you not have good bat , you small poor scout
you cant lick a spy, is will headshot you
you dont kill medic if a heavy is ded, you kill sniper
you dont *** a demoman if a (boom)