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How to become a friendly hoovy

By DONKEY KONG BANANZA

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read the guide already.

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Class: Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy

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Updated

7 Apr, 2017 @ 8:40am

17 May, 2020 @ 11:27am

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Guide Index

Overview

fighting

Loudouts

Fashion

new section, not titled yet.

end.

Comments

fighting

you don't.

Loudouts

the stock minigun is the best choice for a gun, since you wont even use it.

the sandvich , and any reskin or variant of droppable food that heals hp for others is a MUST

the Holiday punch is a MUST

Fashion

Anything, as long as it isnt a gibus or pyrovision goggles, will be considered as an p2p fashionable pootis. If you have either an gibus or pyrovision goggles, or an combination of both.
Please note that you are classified as an ''f2p friendly'' , it is VERY crucial not to cry .
Unless your smart and dont waste money on virtual hats xddd

new section, not titled yet.

discription.

end.

ok.

this is a joke guide, incase you didn't get that.
Also, if you want to be salty and ignored this,

sure idc?

21 Comments

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0tt0Jeff 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

While I'm not a hoovy I still protect them,
if any of you even think about messing with one, then, well,
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nstr//_ 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:51am

whaltuh

The Axis 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59am

where is the sex?

Galante 25 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Can I eat the sanwich?

Joe Biden Gaming 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52am

bad review no guide to having sex

FATPINGU 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Where the sex part ?

KarlosPopin 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59am

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