War Thunder

War Thunder

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How to make War thunder great again
By Normie Hunter
Hello devs. In this guide. I will tell you how to make war thunder great again and make T34 driving bernie sander supporters cry.
   
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How to support trump in game
Trump decal

  • Want to support trump in war thunder do you? Well look no further! Now you can equip the trump decal! It is found in the axis tank inscription decal in "pick as if trumpf", use the US flag to hide the non critical parts of the sentence to leave trump! ( warning might get TKed)

Show the communists that trump will better the economy!
  • How you ask? Why, buy a full premium setup and use them. That will show the poor low income bernie sanders supporter citizens that supporting trump will get you ♥♥♥♥♥, money, out of your student loans and premium tanks! ( warning low income citizens might get butthurt)
How to spot Bernie sanders T34 supporters
Bernie sleeper agents
Bernie sanders is taking the fight to war thunder. He has implemented several sleeper agents among all nations, waiting to TK any trump supporter when least expected. I will teach you how to look out for them.

How to spot them
  • The Sleeper communist agents activate by getting triggered. They WILL get triggered when you show your sides to them.
  • They first will look funny at you, and wont stop looking at you, this is a sign of their intent.
  • They will start MGing you, their stupid communist brain got activated and is signaling moscow for instructions, you need to act quickly and angle your armor as you have less than 10 seconds before moscow gives the order to execute you.
  • They will open fire with their main gun but if you angled they will bounce, now you are justified to put down that communist. Mission accomplished. You saved Murica and war thunder.
Conclusion
If Bernie sanders win
Total chaos. All other tank trees except USSR will get uptiered to 9.0 BR. T92 will be introduced as reserve along with Mig 29. This will be the end. THIS CANNOT HAPPEN.

If trump wins
He promises soviet tanks will get nerfed, bernie sander teamkillers will be banned and the economy will be great again, no more grind thunder!



VOTE FOR TRUMP! MAKE WAR THUNDER GREAT AGAIN!

    • /If you are a triggered no fun liberal and haven't noticed by now, this is a joke guide, so stop heavy breathing and typing an essay response along your bernie sanders propaganda on the chat.
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156 Comments
Normie Hunter  [author] 25 Dec, 2020 @ 6:57am 
rest in pasta
KFC LOVER 8 Nov, 2020 @ 4:47am 
MIGA bros we got too cocky
Pablo 8 Nov, 2020 @ 3:07am 
:(
Trygger 5 Nov, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
Trumper over here but wouldn't MiG-21's and MiG-29's be awesome in WT? Obviously we need stuff like the F-4 Phantom and such to compensate.
Nogar 5 Sep, 2017 @ 4:46pm 
Simply make it so repair costs arn't more than kills.
Cpt. Rogers 27 May, 2017 @ 6:21am 
You can't stump the trump
RichManSCTV0™ 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:01am 
TRUMP WON
Danny Bee 22 Aug, 2016 @ 2:11am 
Zhe Beste guide on zhe vhole ficking Vorld. Trump/16
Vionix 19 Aug, 2016 @ 9:10pm 
This guide needs an update on dealing with Shillary's Correct the Record shills
Normie Hunter  [author] 7 Jun, 2016 @ 9:50pm 
Rest in spaguetti never forgetti bernie sander communist propaganda