Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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know your fakkin mercs m8
By The Crustacean Medication
oy m8 you know ♥♥♥♥ about your dickhea-- i mean mercs. well do you?
well thats why your taking the fakkin time to look at this ♥♥♥♥
now click on the fakkin guide to continue or fakk off
   
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the pyro
this motherfakker should be used if:

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(1) theres some backstabbin frenchmen to be riddin
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(2) you fakkin suck at aiming
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(3) you want to be a pushy motherfakker
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(4) or you just want to be a pure d1ckhead
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and if thats the case: fakk of m8 alright?


the soldier
kinda like the pyro the soldier is a motherfakker who should be used if:

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(1) if you want to explode ♥♥♥♥
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(2) fly across the god forsaken map
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the demoman
now the demoman is yet another motherfakker who should be used if:

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(1) if you want to explode ♥♥♥♥
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(2) fly across the god forsaken map
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he is exacly like the soldier but only black
the heavy weapons guy
now this fat fakker cant go a minute without his sandwich and gaylover the medic
and should be used if:

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(1) you want to play sandwich: the sim
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(2) you want to be a friendly m8 who gets killed by a tryhard
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(3) you feel like making a team medic your b1tch
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(4) you feel like firing away $400.000 in 12sec.
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the scout
this fast little b1tch shoulde be used if

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(1) you feel like running circles around the fat fakker
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(2) getting cancer from that bonk atomic crap
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(3) you feel like trying to be that guy in the shamwow commercial
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the medic
ze healing ze healing ze healing ze healing ze healing:
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(1) ze healing
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(2) ze healing
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(3) ze healing
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(4) ze healing
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(5) ze healing
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the engineer
the engineer is a fakkin texin d1ckhead who should be used if:

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(1) you want to be a pure d1ckhead and put up mini sentries
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(2) you want to be a pure d1ckhead and glitch under the map
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(3) you want to be a pure d1ckhead and do nothing
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he is just a d1ckhead in general
the sniper
the sniper is a head shotting motherfakker who should be used if:

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(1) you want to make a god awful montage
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(2) you want to get some head...s
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(3) piss on spies
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(4) piss on your burning friends
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(5) piss on everybody
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the backstabbin french men
at last the final class
the backstabbin french men is a pure mother fakker...
no seriously he did the mario with the scouts mother
anyways the backstabbin french men should be used fof:

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(1) fakkin a milf
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(2) fakkin sentries
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(3) fakkin the enemie team
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thats all folks
well thats all i know about the d1ckheads

now i'd realy enjoyed it if you can please fakk off