Demetrios - The BIG Cynical Adventure

Demetrios - The BIG Cynical Adventure

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Demetrios Cookies & Achievements Guide
By lake.kubilius
Because Demetrios features an in-game hint system, the game does not need a traditional walkthrough. Instead, this guide reveals the location of all the game's hidden cookies (which can be used to activate the game's own walkthrough), deaths, and (Steam) achievements.

The document is as free of spoilers as possible while remaining practical.

Please let me know if you see any errors or omissions!
   
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Cookies
For achievement purposes, your cookie total is the total you've found only during the current playthrough. Your current tally can be found in the cookies section of the menu from within a game.

Bjorn's Living Room


Bjorn's Closet


Bjorn's Bathroom (Front)


Bjorn's Bathroom (Back)


Bjorn's Bedroom


Hallway Outside Bjorn's Apartment


In front of Bjorn's Store


Ice Cream Man


Bjorn's Store (First Floor)


Bjorn's Store (Second Floor)


The Beach


Fishing with Tom


Police Station (First Floor)


Police Station (Second Floor)


Dumoulin


Outside Hector's House


Funfair Left


Funfair Center


Funfair Right


Inside Hector's House


Hotel Hallway


Bjorn's Hotel Room


Hotel Lounge


Bazaar Exterior


Bazaar Shop


Excavation Site


Bar Exterior


Bar Interior


Museum Entrance


Museum Interior


Hideout Exterior


Hideout Basement


Graveyard Gate


Graveyard Interior


Tomb Interior


Desert


Temple Room


Temple Throne Room
Deaths
For achievement purposes, you can find the deaths spanning any number of playthroughs. Any deaths found on the game's menu list count towards your current total.

Chapter 1
--Stick your finger in the electric socket in the living room.
--Use the lighter on the radiator in your living room.
--Stick your finger in the electric socket in your bathroom twice.
--"Ride" the broken elevator.
--Insist (repeatedly) on going deeper into the police station while you're still forbidden from doing so.
--Pee on the plant in the police lobby.
--Photocopy your butt in the police lobby.
--Openly steal the keys from Dumoulin.
--Continue to insist/insult the guard at Dumoulin after taking the keys.
--Exit the Dumoulin archives through the door you used to enter.
--Use the lighter on the crate of wine at Dumoulin.
--Before accomplishing anything in the Dumoulin archives, exit through the window.
--Hang out in the Dumoulin archives until you get caught.

Chapter 2
--Before doing anything else to them, attempt to put the bees in the urn.
--Impersonate a salesman with Hector.
--Impersonate a student with Hector.
--Impersonate a journalist with Hector.
--Tell Hector the truth.
--Steal the fingerprint kit from the inspector while he's out of the office.
--Die from spinning the funfair wheel.
--Drink excessively while in Hector's home.

Chapter 3
--Refuse to help Henri with his snakebite.
--Turn on the juicer, then click the spinning blades.
--Play with the snake in front of the shop until it bites you.
--Eat some grapes in the store.
--Leave the hotel without a map.
--Climb down into the excavation hole.

Chapter 4
--Put the whole plant with red flowers in the sorcerer's cup.
--Defend yourself against the guy from the bar with ineffective items.
--Use the crowbar on the vase's case before disabling museum security.
--Get electrocuted while in the museum's electric panel.
--Trigger museum security from within the electric panel and get arrested.
--Refuse to go to the hideout when the archaeologist asks.
--Knock on the door of the hideout, then just stand there waiting to see who answers.
--Release the parking brake on the truck.
--Use the crowbar on the satellite dish on the roof.
--Fall off the roof.
--Climb into the chimney on the roof.
--Use the lighter on the gas cans on the roof.

Chapter 5
--Tell Bernard "The Truth."
--"Make up a story" for Bernard.
--"Feign amnesia" for Bernard.
--"Denounce Caroline" for Bernard.
--"Make [Caroline] scream."
--"Call for help."
--"Give me a bomb."
--Grab Bernard's butt instead of the keys.
--Click the keys to grab them, move slightly to the right, then click again to drop them on the floor.
--Use the knife on Bernard after loosening the light bulb.
--"Play sick" while talking to Caroline in the hideout basement.

Chapter 6
--Choose suicide after Caroline puts a scorpion on you in the dessert.
--Dig in the wrong location.
--Enter (1,1) (or any wrong solution) in the first puzzle room.
--Fail the cipher puzzle.
--"Say" something vulgar to the statue in the throne room.
--Try to take the treasure during the final sequence.
--Try to defuse the bomb during the final sequence.
--Let the timer count down during the final sequence.
-- Just click "Exit" while Tom has a gun to your head.
--"Talk" to Bernard in the throne room.
--"Attack" Bernard in the throne room.
--"Take Gun" from Bernard in the throne room.
--Fail the memory game.
--Fail to jump off a correct tile in time in the tile bridge.
--Step on the wrong tile in the tile bridge.
--When shooting a gun as Sandra, shoot Bjorn.
--When shooting a gun as Sandra, miss entirely.
--Talk to Caroline in the desert until she scorpion's you. Choose to live. Proceed forward to the throne room, after the gun sequence. (You die, but can continue past it without having to restart the area.)
Achievements (In Order Shown on In-Game List)
--Cookie eater: Find half the game's cookies (See cookie section above).
--Cookie expert: Find all cookies (See cookie section above).
--I love to die: Die 10 times.
--Game Over fan: Experience half the game's game overs (See deaths section above).
--Game Over expert: Experience all the game's game overs (See deaths section above).
--I love to eat rotten things: Eat three of the following things: the old chips in Bjorn's apartment, the old chips in front of Bjorn's store, the dropped ice cream cone in the police station, the sandwich in the tree outside the cemetery, the garbage in the desert.
--Please help!: Use at least 10 cookies.
--Mommy, Let's go to the funfair!: Win 100 funfair coins.
--Mommy, I wanna stay at the funfair!: Win 1000 funfair coins. The most time-efficient way to do this is the horse races. Once you get good at those, you can win almost every time.
--Trophy Plate Shoot: Achieve a top score at the Plate Shoot booth.
--Trophy Pet Shoot: Achieve a top score at the Pet Shoot booth.
--Trophy Worm Race: Find the worm outside of Hector's house. Bring it to the horse race guy. Win the worm race.
--Trophy Horse Race: Win the horse race.
--Gotta catch'em all: Catch all of the retrievable items in all of the claw games.
--Play on tombs: Get more than 10,000 points on the tombstone pinball machine, then lose your ball.
--Funfair complete: Have all of the items in the Funfair suitcase/submenu at the same time. Then exit the funfair to the Paris map.
--Chapter 1 complete: Finish chapter 1.
--Chapter 2 complete: Finish chapter 2.
--Chapter 3 complete: Finish chapter 3.
--Chapter 4 complete: Finish chapter 4.
--Chapter 5 complete: Finish chapter 5.
--Chapter 6 complete: Finish the game.
--I hate little girls: "Denounce Caroline" for Bernard.
--Insulting the parents: As Sandra, write an inappropriate postcard message and send it to your parents. (Achievement unlocks when you read their reply after the credits.)
--Insulting the hotel: As Sandra, write something inappropriate for the hotel comment box.
-- Insulting the statue: "Say" something inappropriate into the throne room microphone.
--No respect for the police: In the police station, pee on the plant and "use" the photocopier.
--Bad luck!: Spin the funfair wheel until you die.
--Oops, I fell: Crawl all the way to the right while on the roof.
--I wanna live!: After Caroline puts a scorpion on you in the dessert, pretend nothing happened.
--Doctor Frankenstein: As Bjorn, use the machine to wish for a clone.
--Lick that!: Ask Sandra to lick the microphone in the throne room.
--Just die, I don't care: When Henri asks you to help him with his snakebite, say no.
--Will you wake up?!: Do everything else to Henri before slapping him awake.
--I thought that would work!: Put the entire plant with red flowers into the sorcerer's cup.
--Flood the museum ground: Open the spigot on the water bottle in the main museum corridor. Allow all the water to flow out onto the floor.
--Leaving without closing the faucet: Leave the faucet on in your bathroom right before departing Paris. (Achievement unlocks after the credits, when you return home.)
12 Comments
Double Dark 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:22am 
Thanks for the guide. As a note, I think it might have been better to separate everything into chapters. I ended up missing quite a few achievements and didn't realize that I'll need to replay the whole game from Chapter 3 for some of them.
Smectik 24 Apr, 2020 @ 12:53am 
send request for one answer
NoiztheManiac 20 Sep, 2018 @ 2:06pm 
I...just played through everything again up until that point and I found the solution. It's the level of toilet humor. You have to have it on 'all of it' or the 'play sick' option won't appear. *sighs*
NoiztheManiac 20 Sep, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
@TwistedEnigma918 I have the same problem, to be honest. D:
TwistedEnigma918 19 Sep, 2018 @ 7:42pm 
I don't get the option to "play sick" while talking to Caroline in the hideout, anyone else run into this issue?
renee.debruin 22 Oct, 2017 @ 1:46am 
Put scissor in glass sorcerer: gives death, but not shown in oversight Deaths.
Kishnabe 8 Dec, 2016 @ 7:34pm 
Thanks, was clicking the Chicken Tub dude.
lake.kubilius  [author] 8 Dec, 2016 @ 7:22pm 
--Doctor Frankenstein: As Bjorn, use the machine to wish for a clone.

It really is that easy. Have you found the device in the hands of the skeleton in the last room?
lake.kubilius  [author] 21 Sep, 2016 @ 8:31pm 
Thanks for the catch! I've swapped the order. Glad you liked the guide! :-)
uka7777 21 Sep, 2016 @ 8:05pm 
Thanks for the great guide!
One small correction: in Ch.5 deaths, "Click the keys to grab them..." goes after "Grab Bernard's butt" for me.