Note that achievements are still pretty glitchy so even if you fulfill the requirements it may not unlock.

Start the game with a seed other than the default

Just click on the Random Seed button before starting the game.


Start the game on Windows


Start the game on OSX


Start the game on Linux. SteamOS counts.


Start the game on VR.


Load a saved game

Unlike a lot of games the Resume function doesn't actually work on the title screen, you need to manually click the Load button to load your last game.


Start a new game while you already have one in progress


Pay off your bank loan completely


Go bankrupt

Get into a lot of debt with Happy Banking Corp and then run out of money and the game will automatically end with your company's bankruptcy.


Take out a loan over 1000XDG


Make over 1,000,000XDG


Make over 1,000,000,000XDG


Make over 1,000,000,000,000XDG


Hire 100 employees


Hire 1,000 employees


Hire 10,000 employees


Hire 100,000 employees


Hire as many employees as will fit in a building, bringing it to its maximum capacity


Fire 100 employees


Fire 1,000 employees


Fire 10,000 employees


Fire 100,000 employees


Fire all employees from a building, leaving it empty


Unlock all poster advertising technologies

You start the game with Hand Delivered Flyers unlocked. Increasing your reputation with Posters of Interest Inc will unlock Window Posters, Hoverbus Stop Posters, and Hoverposters.


Unlock all flyer advertising technologies

Increasing your reputation with Desperate Designers will unlock Robot Delivered Flyers, UAV Delivered Flyers, and Missile Deployed Flyers.


Unlock all billboard advertising technologies

Increasing your reputation with The Construct will unlock Billboard, Neon Billboard, Video Billboard, and Rooftop Billboard.


Unlock all blimp advertising technologies

Increasing your reputation with Blimpy Bros will unlock Blimps, Big Blimps, and Colossal Blimps.


Unlock all meatspace advertising technologies


Unlock all text advertising technologies

Increasing your reputation with FriendFACE will unlock Page-Related Text Ads, User-Targeted Text Ads, and AI-Targeted Text Ads.


Unlock all image advertising technologies

Increasing your reputation with Desperate Designers will unlock Image Ads, Sexytime Ads, Kitten Ads, and Animated Kitten Ads.


Unlock all cyberspace advertising technologies


Unlock all the advertising techniques.


Buy a building


Sell a building


Move your headquarters

When you click on a building you've bought you have the option to move your HQ there for a fee. Your circle of influence is directly proportional to the height of your headquarters so at some point in the game you will want to do this.


Move your headquarters to a building over 800m tall to unlock this.


Read 10 building descriptions

Buildings are procedurally generated so you're just going to have to click click click until you get them all.


Read 10 cybersite descriptions

Move your headquarters to a small building on the outskirts of town. Due to the procedural generation this will probably take several city seeds to find a building that will work.


Hack a megacorporation

Select 256 Shades of Hats' headquarters and this option will be available. The cost is directly proportional to the net worth of the company you choose to hack, and hacking them will neutralize your reputation with them as well as damage their performance and funds.


Try to hack 256 Shades of Hats


Have a reputation over +10 with all megacorps at once


Have a negative reputation with every megacorporation at once.


Take over any megacorp


Take over The Construct


Take over Domestic Edible Deliveries


Take over Fullbright


Take over Desperate Designers


Take over The Transhumanic League


Take over Loudmouth Frog


Take over The Narcotics Cooperative


Take over Happy Banking Co


Take over Posters of Interest


Take over Friendface


Take over Secure Storage Syndicate


Take over $MUSIC$


Take over Blimpy Bros


Take over Personbox


Take over 256 Shades of Hats


Take over all the megacorps


Have a reputation below -10 with every megacorp at once.


Open the description of a building on a street with the name of your Steam account. Seems to be entirely random based on procedural generation.


Complete the game with zero employees


Complete the game without ever offending another megacorp.