Hi. First sorry if my english isn's so good.
Second thing: I must to say that I didn't get all achievements. I didn't get: "Just like in humans", "Not like everything" and "Go away", but i think this achievements works fine cause 2 of them are for complete the game on normal and hardcore and the last is for die 500 times.

Ahaha, memes, finally - Launch game
Like it said - just lunch the game.


Welcome to Moscow - First death
Hard to miss, you just need to die first time.


HL3 CONFIRMED - Find crowbar
Another hard to miss, you just need to pick crowbar, which you can get in chapter 1, but can be completed in other chapters.


Dancing King - Defeat Pavel
Story related. It's for killing boss.


Your Momma Jokes - Defeat Volnov
Story related. Another boss.


Made in USSR - Defeat Zulphia
Story related. Another boss.


Coward - Refuse the final battle
At begining of final battle with Vasily Pavlov you need to refuse fighting with him. It's mean lose, but you will get the achievement and start this chapter again.


I raise the country - Defeat Vasily Pavlov
Story related. Last boss.


Сhastener - Kill Vasily
After beating Vasily Pavlov you can choose kill him for this achievement or spare him for "Good guy" achievement. So you need to beat him two times to get both.


Good guy - Vasily spared
After beating Vasily Pavlov you can choose spare him for this achievement or kill him for "Сhastene" achievement. So you need to beat him two times to get both.


Wait, What The Hell Was That? - Complete the game
You get it if you watch the last cut scene.


And so come down - Complete the game on difficulty Sucker
Just like in humans - Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Not like everything - Beat the game on Hardcore
You will not get all of them when you finished the game on hardcore. You need to complete Bloodbath Kavkaz 3 times to get them all!


Resistant - Complete level Epilipsiya not turn off the game
I'm not sure about this one. I get it by completing something like "bonus level", but I don't know how to trigger it. It could be story related.

The Titan Sweater - Complete a level without dying
Just finish one level without dying. I get it for 2nd level.


Saints reptilians - Find Illuminati
Level 2. You need to choose "New View" glasses at begining of level and go to room with Illuminati symbol (there are 2 rooms with it, but you need to visit only one.


Against the system - Beat the homeless
Level 3. In vodka shop there is laying on the groud homeless guy, just kill him to get achievement.


Idiot - Take a bat in the armory Zhorik
Level 3 again. When it get to armory by elevator you need to go to room in south--east corner and take from there baseball bat and leave with no other weapon.


Go sex - ♥♥♥♥ nyashu
Missable. In level 12 the game will ask you about having sex with Nyashu you should choose "Yes" (few times).


Gamer - Winning the game Prees X to Win
Level 14. When you get in to pub you just go right and use console. Then just click on "X".


Keep Your Enemies Close - Find the developers’ room
Level 14. In pub go to room in north-west corner and watch the scen.


Temptation - Start cp.exe
Level 16. You need to find computer and use cp.exe on the screen. It will restart that level!!!!

This are simple, but some of them need to "farm".

Crispy - Roast 50 homeless

Eviction! - Roast 100 homeless
This two achievement you can get by completing few times level 6 "Hawaii".


Shamil Is At It Again - Kill 100 enemies

Madness - Kill 300 enemies

Moscow Annihilator - Kill 1000 enemies

M n o g o h o d o v o c h k a - Kill 1337 enemies



Door Hater - Break Down 300 doors



Lobster - Die 100 times

Live and die again - Die 200 times

Go away - Die 500 times



Lead belly - Drink 40 yashkas

Drink for love - Drink 100 yashkas

Chronic Gastritis - Eat 50 Shawermas
This items regenerate your HP and you can it and drink it even when you are full.



Anonymous - Complete 5 levels using the Anon Mask

Shy Kind - Complete 5 levels using the /b/tard paper bag

Leet - Complete 5 levels using the Kamina Glasses

Be Afraid of 228 - Complete 5 levels using the 228 Hat
At the begining of almost every level you choose one of bonus item, complete level 5 times with some of them gives achievements. You can finish the same leve few times! I made most of them on level 2.

I hope it will help someone :)

Sorry for no icons of achievements, but adding graphics isn't worrking for me. I will try to add them later.