So You Wanna Be A Penguin Arena God?

First thing you're gonna wanna do is purchase the game of course! How are you going to be the god of all penguins when you're not even a penguin?

No pirating the game either or you're going to be known as the penguin troll that no one likes. (No one wants to be a penguin troll)

If you wanna be God you gotta start out small!

Now since you bought the game you're going to want to join your first match. You're new so dont worry take your first waddles around the arena get used to the weapons and your enemies. You dont have to win the first time you play its ok youll be good eventually!

Practice Makes Perfect

Be The Best You Can Possibly Be!

Now that you are used to the game you are going to wanna dress up your penguin. If you want people to fear or respect you which either is necessary. You wanna look intimidating so people know not to ♥♥♥♥ with you. As soon as you got that down you're one step closer to being a true Penguin Arena GOD!

Dress to Impress

If You Aint First You're Last

Now that youve gotten down the basics of the game and have dress your penguin ready to fight you are now gonna step into the ring once again. Now this time is a little different and it may be a little more difficult then before. When you step into the ring again you must go in with full confidence but just dont be to cocky or confident because your enemies can smell that and they know just where to strike. You're gonna wanna go straight for sednas egg so you're unstopable. Sednas egg does not last long so make use of it get the Dynamite Fish right after and go Ham. Wait for the right moment and blast 1 or maybe even 2 penguins at the same time off. If you are lucky enough to get 2 off then its just you and your next victim. Go for the Iron Snowball and you're gonna wanna miss a few times to throw him off gaurd then as soon as he thinks you're weak PROVE HIM WRONG and smack that penguin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all the way to the moon.

With great power comes great responsibilty

God is with us all

You have won countless matches and is now feard by all great job! There is one more step. Go back into the arena once more and do one thing and then the rest will happen naturally. Go into the arena and pick up Sednas Egg. Once you have picked up Sednas egg you will start to hover above the gound and the world will start shaking and crumbling around you. All the other penguins will parish you can hear their screams as they vaporize right infront of you god like face. You feel yourself getting stronger and stronger when all the sudden... POOF you're gone. Where have you gone? Who knows, you're a god now and people will remember you and charish your forever untill one day you return. You will return, of course you will because someone out there will eventually try to steal the throne and youll be there to stop them unless... You dont think youre up for the challenge..

To be Continued