The badlands can be a wonderful place, tryhards, gibus engineers, D.I.C.S, demopans, etc.
But many of these creatures are going extinct, i made this guide to raise awareness of the many endangered species that this place has to offer, including but not limited to: spycrabs, heavy bird H, relax-ineers, gibusi, gibus engineers, brony, sniper owl H, sniper owl H with saxophone, etc, (also imagine a david attenborough voice, eg the muslelk gaming geographic voice) so let's do this:

The spycrab, though seeming to be the badlands national animal, is endangered and are rapidly dying due to their main predater: the tryhard. The spycrab has no defence mechanism and are slaughtered without mercy, but many protest killing spycrabs, and lately the spycrabs have evolved a new strategy to make the tryhards go away, it may not be to effective but it works mostly, it is called the dead ringer. We have had this object in our backpacks since 2009, but there has only now been a surge of it, a surge usually happens before a major update, so maybe the update is coming, maybe the spycrabs are psycic? Who knows, i know i don't!

(how to be a spycrab: hold disguise kit up, and crouch while walking as a spy, bam you are a spycrab)

The demopan, a peculiar creature who began with a picture of a demoman, holding a pan, bounty hat, dangerose' too and chargin targe, the picture had the words: "stout shako for 2 refined" he has a page on the team fortress 2 wiki, there really isn't much more to say about this creature, besides the fact that the community love this strange rare being

The Gibus Engineers/baby engineers, most would not consider them a big problem or anything really but there has been something stirring behind these cute, yet powerful, yet weak creatures, a conflict that threatens to tear up the team fortress 2 community, a storm is coming, get your gibus hats and/or australiums into your backpack and hide them, because...well i'll let the demo say it:
"1 spark of conflict and kablowy"(yes not proper dialog but i know that someone in the community can make it sound proper) well said demo, 1 more spark of conflict/reason to start and it will begin, the G.E.W.P are about to face their worst enemy, the G.E.W.H, now you may think that "this is irelevant", well skip to section 2 then, but anyway you may think "the G.E.W.P and G.E.W.H have been rivals for years, they aren't going to just explode into conflict" well they have stayed at a stalemate for a while, but they are preping their armies for combat, and i, a person who has senn both sides, but are now dedicated to the G.E.W.P, can feel it in my bones, and to quote myself, a storm is coming...

True fact: The badlands used to have a load of averies, then the war broke out and wrecked the place, the birds have either: escaped, died or gone with the mercs, most sit on shoulders but when the halloween/full moon shines down, the birds mold onto the faces of the mercs, but most see this as cute/ just a halloween costume because, well...errr...i don't know...just it's fun to have a bird head.
(medimedes H, sir shootsalot H, chicken kiev H, mann-bird of aberdeen H and freedom feathers H)

What is a f2p? a free to play, when most people see a f2p their expectation is lowered, their guard is lower, but they are still a force to be reconed with, for example: a f2p does not know the term friendly, most of the time, so if you are on a server full of f2ps then that species is domiant on that server, and if you are looking for better creatures then you should move server. Though they arn't evil, just a bit like a baby, a.k.a: new and not knowing about this world.

A tryhard is a ******************* or someone who kills friendlies multiple times/actually tries to play the game on a fun server, though they usually know the rules and may help out, if on other team they will most likely kill you, though there has been cases of friendly tryhards giving a sandvich to an enemy, nothing else to say really

A friendly is basically either a: one of the rare species, b: a hoovy, c: doing a chalenge or d: just a nice person/feels like it. A friendly will usually only attack if provoked, but they have a long memory, usually, so if you kill a hoovy once or twice, the hoovy will be more likely to attack you, though they mostly will end up avoiding that spot.

An anti-fungineer is a gunslinger engie who knows he is doing it, for exmple a very hatted player just spamming mini sentries, no you may link this to a f2p behaviour too, the f2p does not know it is considered a richerd relocation, a.k.a: a ♥♥♥♥ move, been saving that for a while, they will usually attack friendlies.

I don't really have a conclusion except: Protect these endangered creatures, they really need it, if you pocket them, or you guard them, then they will know, and others will see the magic of the creature, unless it is a tryhard or anti-fungineer, im only metioning the friendlies.

But yeah like if you liked it, and i will see you all in the next one. Bye.