Brawlhalla

Brawlhalla

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By Anecrophagist
A few suggestions, just because there is a certain amount of players that express negativity to the community.

For all those who say EZ after winning a game in which you almost lost (one life, in the red). You can all seriously go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves. IDK what could possibly make someone who almost got defeated by one single heavy attack believe that the victory was easy. Ego is an amazing thing. EZ would be more appropriate when you have slain your enemy three times without being killed once. Loosen up the screws on your ego machine seriously.


I thought I knew what spamming was, but I guess I was wrong.
Spamming is a curious thing indeed, as a player who floats through gold and platinum I find people calling out spam.
I'm not sure if anybody was aware that there are players who literally do the same heavy attack over and over again, as well as people who only dance around with the same light attack. I'm totally unsure what spammer means now, because to me it was supposed to mean doing something over and over again. If someone uses every single directional attack in their arsenal, THEY ARENT A SPAMMER.

To all those who lose and say "You're terrible", "You suck", "you're ♥♥♥♥" (insert random insult here) after LOSING
You are only insulting yourself. If you lose nothing to three, be more humble.
If one wins a match, and are claimed to be "♥♥♥♥", I'm curious to what the person whom utters these words think of themselves.
Being beaten by ♥♥♥♥... odd...
If you lose to ♥♥♥♥, then you are worse than ♥♥♥♥, right?
To openly call youself a loser whom is worse than ♥♥♥♥... hmmm. :O
Before being called ♥♥♥♥ in over five hundered games that I've won (underestimation) I thought that there wasn't anything worse than literal poop. It's waste. Luckily I learned that this is not the case. There are things worse than ♥♥♥♥, and that group is occupied by anybody who calls you ♥♥♥♥ after being defeated by you.

This is astounding! The mental gymnastics people must go through to proclaim one whom bested them ♥♥♥♥ without realizing they just seperated themselves into a category that is WORSE than ♥♥♥♥.

Also the use of the words gg are starting to be hiliarious.

Having over one thousond hours in the game, I have noticed certain trends. The use of "GG".
Lets talk about good games. :) Most of them are, unless you fight a real spammer. There are even people that will run away from you all game and throw weapons at you. They generally lose, but they still consider it a good game. Brawlhalla is Brawlhalla, not "Wep Throwing Sim 2k16" nor is it "Forward Heavy Attack Repeater 2k16" Eight minutes of someones life is precious, and anyone pretending Brawlhalla is their personal tool for wasting other peoples time, please uninstall life.


GG is a term reserved for when the fight was very fun.
Check out the sportsmanship for middle school sports, they all say gg together and slap hands, but every person on the other team is salty. I hope by now, and even if not; we can understand that having fun in this game means playing it.

Unfortunately the only time a player seems to claim that the game was good is when they win. If they win, it's either GG or easy, but if the player loses, they say NOTHING and leave, and if not then the person who beat them is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spammer. Once again I'd like to reintroduce the fact that there are actual people who do nothing but use the same attack throughout the match, also some people jump around and run away for eight minutes. Save your ♥♥♥♥, decay your ego. Being beat is a beautiful thing, and if someone is not a true spammer, accept your defeat. I've lost many games, and in most cases the opponent played very well, the match was close, but no respect was given.
I have had the "pleasure" to refight many players in this game. It goes without surprise that they do not remember my name, but many of them (if I win) declare "♥♥♥♥♥♥ spamming piece of ♥♥♥♥, cancer to the game ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blahblahblah". But if they win, its good game, well played.

All you middle-highschool ♥♥♥♥♥ gettin bullied at school should find other ways to deal with your insecurities than taking a beautiful free game like brawlhalla and using it as a tool to spread toxic behavior, because it's not going to solve your real life problems.
If you truly need help, seek it.

To anyone who is respectful to the community and can accept defeat without crying about it, I sincerely applaud you.

Sincerely
~A gravity canceling, combo making, long time non-spamming, dedicated, gives-credit-where-its-due player

And BTW stop being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ salty about losing. ELO isn't everything, I own every character and random most of my ranked games. One can lose and learn a thousand things, but win and only learn one. Lets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actually have fun, cuz frankly fighting a spammer that runs around and throws weapons at you for eight minutes isn't FUN, it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of time.
Games are for having fun. Ranked play elo isn't going to get you a job.
And if we want to talk about courtesy steam community, I'm posting this tutorial in an applicable language.
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7 Comments
Mikel Da Pikel 20 Jul, 2016 @ 8:54am 

The way I see it, there is enough stress in real life, and we play games to have fun. So I do my best to not get salty and learn from a loss. Watch the replay and see where I messed up or perhaps pick up on a new stratagy that I did not know about before.

That is how you grow as a player and get better. Not by calling the other player a spammer and cussing them out, or declaring EZ, or "Don't even play, uninstall" when you win. That only makes people not want to play and drives away the player base, which in turn helps kill the game faster.
Spiral 20 Jul, 2016 @ 3:51am 
i came for the thumbnail.
Rootner1007 19 Jul, 2016 @ 4:42pm 
Finally. Thought I was the only person who ever used EZ or GG in the right way .3.
lerfi 19 Jul, 2016 @ 2:10pm 
ez
shork 19 Jul, 2016 @ 9:03am 
I'm a silver 3 as of right now, I faced a Kor the game was very good, ended 3 2 loss. I enjoyed it cursing myself afterward but still fun. I never said a word other than gg, then the dude calls me a bitch and a spammer noob. stfu you won, you should not say anything bad to your opponent at all and especially after you win! this commuinty is just a bunch of prideful ass-hats.
Anyar 7 Jul, 2016 @ 6:19am 
The guide seemed decent until your emotions seemed to propel you to boast of yourself and insult the "middle-highschool's getting bullied at school".
Anyar 7 Jul, 2016 @ 6:18am 
"Being beat is a beautiful thing"