Welcome to blood and bacon, where your unpaid daily job consists of killing unnatural pigs who have taken over the farm. Your boss and passive aggressive friend named farmer (in game) has been stuck to a wall with a pitch fork from having a fight with 3 other people, him being the victor. Your job will consist of 100 days of killing. Every 8 days being revenge days for having to kill them all the time and every 10 days consisting of bosses. It can be easy if you focus and don't mess around. This isn't a game like cod zombies where you have to start from day 1 if you die, so don't be afraid of going down. Enjoy the experience and read this guide when your having hard times!

Non day specific achievements

Kaboom Kaboom
Make 10 Creatures Explode
Shoot pigs in the rear for guaranteed explosions.

While You're Down
Kill 10 Creatures While You Are Bleeding Out
If you go down, shoot as many pigs as you can with your most powerful pistol (or the pistol on hand). Use a bounce back to repeat 2 times if needed, the 3rd hopefully will be the last of the pigs so you can get back up.

You Murderer
Shoot 100 Creatures Dead
This will happen over time. The grind is real.

Mama Said Knock You Out
Knockout 10 Creatures With a Melee Attack
Use mouse 2/ left trigger to hit the pigs. May take a few more hits then regular shooting. Best use on Regular and Skeleton Pigs.

Bite the Hand that Feeds You
Shoot the Farmer 10 Time to Make Him Talk
Shoot the farmer in the head, waiting for him to be done talking each between shots. Be careful, he drops grenades on the first run of this and they will blow up your arms (2 achievements at once if you would like).

Gas Guzzler
Drink at a Water Pump Until it Runs Dry
Spam the action button while at the pump until the achievement pops up.

Watch The Show
Shoot a Body Part In The Air More Than 7 Times In a Row
Best done by shooting a pigs head off, then shooting it before it touches the ground. Keep shooting until fireworks appear for Guaranteed unlock.

Charcoal Crumbler
Crumble 10 Creatures After Electrocution
After turning on the fence, touch the pigs for them to crumble after the fence turns off.

The Chunk Kicker
Kick a Body Part 50 Times
Walk up to body parts and keep walking to kick them, and kick them to and into the grinder. The grind is real.

Where Credits Due
Watch The Credits All The Way Until The End
Does not require beating the game. Find the credits button.



Graphics ♥♥♥♥♥
Change Your Graphics Settings from Main Menu
Go to video settings, put anti-aliasing to high(14).


Blinded By The Light
Shine Your Flashlight in The Farmers Face
Turn on your flash light with up on d-pad or (registered button) and aim at his face.

You Have An Apt Pupil
Read The Keyboard Layout in Main Menu
Go to control settings. best to assign buttons if some haven't been assigned yet.




Chicken On The Farm
Do Something That Is Cowardly
Close the door to the barn by pressing the action button on before you leave in the morning.

That's The Way The Boar Bounces
Bounce On A Running Boar
This requires timing. Have boars chase you, then jump before it can touch you, applying some pre jump or adjusting your position in the air.

FrankenBoar's Monsters
Bring 10 Boars Back To Life
Melee Whole Pig bodies into the electric fence, and switch it on. Cannot kill once they've been unkilled, so be careful.

I Will Swallow You Whole
Push 20 Whole Boars Into The Grinder
(read how to make whole pigs). Hit melee and push them into the grinder. The grind is real.


Day specific achievements (on/ after required day achievements)

You Wont Like Me When Im Angry
Consume 5 Cans of Bulkify
Hit (registered button) or down on d-pad and fire button to drink after acquiring. The grind is real.

Ride The Wave
Ride Princess For A Minute
Drink milk (if avaliable), jump onto princess's back, and stay on until achievement unlocks.

Skidmarked
Get pooed On by Princess
Wait for Princess to do Poop Stream attack, then walk into it.


I'm Ambidextrous
Blow Off Both Your Arms With A Grenade
Cook a grenade after acquiring. by hitting left on d-pad or (assigned button) and cook till explosion. Or shoot Farmer in the face till he drops grenades, then stand on top of them (2 achievements at once)

Needy Greedy
Defeat The First Mini Boss on Day 10
Survive until day 10 (then follow guide based on boss).

Royalty Killer
Defeat The First Big Boss Day 20
Survive until day 20 (then follow guide based on boss).

Acid Washed
Get Puked on By Princess
Wait for Princess to do Puke Stream attack, then walk into it.


Become A Mile High Club Member
Climb To The Highest Location On The Farm
Go to the silo, Drink milk (when acquired), jump onto the ledge on the back of the silo, then jump from the middle of the silo.


The Longest Yard
Throw A Grenade As High As You Can Using Milk
Drink Milk after acquiring, then hop to the top of the silo, cook a grenade and jump, then just before you reach max height, throw the grenade.

You Are The Champion
Beat The Game
Survive until day 100, then survive day 100.

My personal favorites

My favorite Main Weapon is the P90 because It holds 10 less ammo then the uzi, but deals the most damage apart from the Rocket Launcher, which takes rockets instead of bullets and cost more, and the rockets (for me) are uncontrollable, basically a random air strike on random places per rocket.

My favorite secondary is the paint ball gun. not only can you change colors of paint, but it holds the most bullets of any of the pistols, and for me dealt more damage then any of the pistols (if you are accurate)

Assault rifles

Ak47

Holds 40 rounds. Fire rate is fast, great for the first half of the days, but after that becomes very lack luster, not as effective as the other guns (apart from the shotgun, the ak47 is better then the shotgun personally)

M16/M8A1

Holds 50 rounds. Fully automatic, and is personally better then the ak47, great for the days before you get the p90.

SM-Gs (sub machine guns)
Uzi

Holds up to 60 rounds, but less powerful then the p90 in personal opinion.

P90

The P90 is the best weapon in the game(in my opinion), holding 50 rounds and fastest fire rate, dealing really good damage, especially combined with Blk Soup. good for dealing damage all around, best for the boss fights.

Shotgun

Holds 10 shots that have no fire cap, so shoot as fast as you want. does very good damage up close dealing 1-2 shot kills up close, but takes a lot at a range that isn't point black to very short range.

Rocket Launcher

1 Rocket off the wall. 0 reserve ammo off the wall, cannot hold more then one rocket at a time at all times (there is no reserve).Fires random missles in the air. does instant damage.

Other(?)
Paint Ball Gun

Personal best pistol in the game. Holds 80 rounds of infinite ammo, with a decent rate of fire. Comes in four colors (purple yellow blue green) by hitting the reload button.

There are a total of four items in the whole game that are in the select 4 on the screen (the d-pad styled organization on the right) and 2 ammo packs to pick up.

Grenades

First Item unlocked. Does a lot of instant damage on day to day pigs, but bosses seem to be immune to these(at least princess is). Also, the grenade timer is very long, so unless you aim at a standing still pig group, it will be useless to just toss unless you can lead the pigs into the grenade. If you want to use the grenades without wasting them, cook them (hold the fire button) until it is about to blow up, or let go a little quicker for distance, then let go. Otherwise useless day to day and bosses. you can hold up to 10 grenades. (You never know though, so stock up)


Milk

Pig milk that speeds you up. Can be useful against the faster pigs or the tiny pigs, but is necessary for 2 achievements. Also makes the bosses easier (see boss guide), can be combined with Buff soup. Hold up to 10, Lasts the same rate as Buff Soup.


Buff Soup

Increases your strength of your bullet power, melee power, and take less damage. Very useful, makes all bosses a lot easier. Can only hold up to 5, however, so don't waste them. Lasts the same rate as Milk. (Testing, However can only buy 3 a day according to results).


Bounce Back Pills

A very big pill. Revives you when your bleeding out, but not automatically. select it with down on d-pad or (registered button) again after selecting buff soup. can only hold up to 2.


Bullet ammo

80 bullets per pack, max ammo varies by primary gun type. Does not apply to Rocket Launch (see Rocket).


Rocket

Buy a rocket.(lol)

In General
Every 8 days is revenge day, have fun! Infinite ammo and great day to stock up on items and ammo!
Every 10 days is a boss fight consisting of princess and the Mega pig (as I call it)
the timer doesn't matter unless you are doing speed runs or going for personal time attacks.

Pump Locations
There are 2 pumps. all are simple to find, but one is more secretive. The first is in front of the barn.

The second is to the side of a building that looks like a chapel and no doors, on the side facing towards the field.

Pumps are useless once you get the bounce back pill, as you have to stand in place and keep hitting the action button (button used for talking to the farmer) but will gain health while running away from it. Also will run out after fully replenishing health 2 or 3 times on a almost empty bar for health. Replenishing health is useful if you aren't being chased by a pig, but you will most likely be chased by one in the later days making it almost I'm possible to replenish health on almost all days except for princess days, with no enemies around.

Electric Fence Ring
The electric fence ring is useful on certain days, but I often forget to use it during the heat of running and gunning. don't go for it during the middle of days unless you drink milk to go faster then run down the center of the field to attract the running pigs to you. they cant catch up and if you time it right you will kill the pigs chasing you.

Start of the day
Everyday you spawn in the barn. You get the Colt 1911A1 as a default pistol everyday, so remember to switch pistols out before you go out or you'll be at a disadvantage. also, your primary gun and bullets don't stay if you exit the game, so remember to get a primary off the wall (see weapon guide and recommendation). shoot the sun on days that aren't cloudy or night time to turn the sky yellowish green if you want to, and listen to the farmers song. if you don't want to listen to the song and waste ammo, shoot the sun with the default pistol first, switch pistols, and hit the action button while he sings to start his daily dialog. His daily dialog can be funny, entertaining, interesting, and even helpful. Hit the sprint button before you open the door (set sprint to toggle, walking is useless). Everyday I recommend sprinting straight to the fence box without using milk before the day starts, by going diagonal in its direction while sprinting, somehow its faster that way. hit the lever as soon as the day officially starts. sometimes this doesn't work out, but other times it can take up to half of the pigs at once. do this tactic when you are full on ammo, items, etc to make the day go by quicker.

End of the day
get as many bodies and pieces as you can into that grinder, and getting items and ammo to its max. items can run out if you buy too many, so be sure to do prep in days before day 10 so you don't go to bosses at a disadvantage, you will want as much as you can get. do not do whole bodies if you are on low health during the middle of the day. this can kill you (see whole bodies vs pieces) if you go down after all the pigs have been killed at the end of the day then you'll just get right back up.

Whole body vs Pieces
Whole bodies are the fastest way to get blood into the grinder, giving the most blood, but can somehow harm you if you get too close, especially near the mouth area. Can gather in large groups, but cant hit them all at once, meaning you will have to go back and hit them forward, but will stay in a general pile without going too far where you melee them also cannot be sucked into the grinder if in range, so you'll have to push each one into the grinder. Pieces on the other hand can be hit together in large numbers by simply walking with them in front of you, but is harder to gather larger numbers of them while kicking. also doesn't offer as much as full bodies do, especially smaller parts. However, they can be gathered into a large pile and, when put in range of the grinder (test it for yourself, I found the area by the edge of the ring towards the front suck from there, no suction from the back and field side) can all be gathered in large numbers by kicking a piece in or pushing a body in to activate it.

Metal Pigs
Hits from the front and most of the side will do little to no damage. However shooting from the very back side or from the rear will do the most damage.

Regular Pigs
Can be hit from anywhere and will go down faster or slower depending on the area hit.

Buffed Pigs
same as regular pigs, but bigger. takes more hits to kill. this also includes blue pigs (see blue pigs).

Blue pigs.
Blue pigs start of like tiny to regular pigs, but will turn blue and grow larger over time, turning into buffed pigs. Take these ones out ASAP, but not a top priority.

Tiny Pigs
Fast and relentless. are pretty easy to take down, taking at max 3-5 shots per pig. Due to their size however, they can be hard to hit. not only that but they are very fast, and can easily bring your health down faster then other pigs due to their speed. they attack in strafing like runs, hitting you then speeding past you, turning around for another attack. use milk to make them hit you less if you are skilled at dodging, but isn't required. use the show enemy button to show where they are, this can be helpful for finding where they are.

Skeleton Pigs
Have less health then regular pigs, slightly more then tiny pigs, but can be fast or slow. Hit them from the side or back for best damage results. take these one out on days where there are herds of them pigs with mixed pig variants, sense they are the easiest to take down compared to other pigs. use the show enemy button to help distinguish the ones that are dead vs the ones that are still walking.

Hit Areas (excluding bosses- see boss guide)
Front- less damage then the sides and back, head will fall off if the head is hit in most areas (testing showed variables between forehead and upper head not taking off head). avoid this area if you are aiming for whole bodies.

Forward side- this area is the most valuable place to make whole bodies, but is a little bit harder to hit. Guaranties whole bodies when killing shots are placed here, so always aim towards the forward side if looking for whole bodies. counts for side shots, doing medium damage.

Side- offers less chance of making whole bodies, but is a good option if pig isn't moving. moving pigs mean more chances of hitting the mark you want, making more mistakes. does medium damage.

Rear side- little to no chance for whole bodies, but more of a chance for pieces. Aim here when looking to get rear shots from a distance and an angle where the rear cant be hit, and when looking for pieces. counts as rear shots, doing the most damage.

Rear- No chance for whole bodies, but Guaranties pieces (as the pig explodes), and does the most damage to all pigs.

Recommended Daily tactics
After Preparing for the day, run out the door and don't stop until you reach the switch for the electric fence. once the day starts immediately flip the switch, then begin running. don't stop running, it will help you not get hit. if a pig chases you, try and strafe around it or backwards run to shoot it. practice strafe shooting, as this will help you tremendously. Pigs chasing you should be the top priority. when encountering pigs that run in herds, do the following:

if they run in a circle, run in the circle opposite to their movement, example: if they run clock wise run counter clock wise, and vise versa. if they run in lines, strafe in the direction they are running. Spray and prey is vital to all tactics. once you start firing don't stop unless there are no targets around where you can snap aim to another pig within 2-3 seconds.

Revenge days are fun days, but they are also great days for stocking up on items. If you are good at handling pieces, then this will be a great day to fill up the grinder. On revenge days, this will give you the most pieces because the ammo you have is infinite and is explosive ammo, there is little to no chance that there will be full bodies because these are instant kill explosive bullets.However, there are a lot of pigs to make up for the loss of bodies. and once you hit just a single piece of pig into the grinder even on accident a swarm of pieces will likely get sucked in because of the piles upon piles of pieces there will be. However, your health is not infinite. So pay attention and play as if you are playing a regular day, but don't stop shooting, focus more on strafing then aiming.

Revenge days are fun days, but they are also great days for stocking up on items. If you are good at handling pieces, then this will be a great day to fill up the grinder. On Every 10 days is a boss day. Some boss days are princess days and some boss days are Mega Pigs.

Prep
Before day 10 make sure you stock up on all items and ammo and pick your best guns. Non boss pigs will spawn during your boss fight and can really mess you up if you are not aware of them, so either work on strafing or take them out first while avoiding the boss.

Princesses

Attacks:
Puke Stream- does the same as Poop Stream. medium-ish range. Princess will follow you. (Might be indicated by stomach).


Poop Stream- does the same as Puke Stream. Medium-ish range. Princess will not follow you. (Might be indicated by stomach).


Ground Pound- Jumps up high in the air, then slams on the ground. impact does damage, and a shock wave of rocks comes at you, surrounding princess, but moves away quickly. can be avoided by jumping over or running outside its range. Rock wave is long range.


Suck-and-Roll
This roll will suck you towards Princess, damaging you when you reach her point black. simply move backwards while the move goes on until the move stops to avoid damage.


Tactic: Drink a Milk(and drink a bulk soup for more faster damage if available), jump onto princesses back and shoot till its back explodes and creates a big wound, then quickly hop off (extra points for aiming while jumping) to avoid being flung into the air. Failing to do so will result in a launch and half of health being gone. Alternatively, drink a Bulk Soup (if available) for faster damage and shoot directly into the rear hole for easier to aim at yet target, but you will have to move around more.



Aim for the open wound at a close-ish range, as anything other will not affect extra damage to it. At close to death extra damage does not apply, so just spray until health is gone. Next is the 5 hits to the heart. You can only hit its heart when its in the air. easier hits are big jumps, harder hits are small jumps. Drink a milk and make a run for its stomach while its in the air, aim upward and shoot before it gets just below the ground do this five times over. Then get to the side of a building or inside the barn and take cover, as it will explode, with falling pieces doing damage. Gather pieces or move on to the next day.



Mega pigs


Attacks:
Charging- Will run at you. Use milk to speed faster then the mega pig(s) and take less damage by drinking Buff Soup.
(picture not included, this shouldn't be hard to know lol).

Healing- After taking a lot of damage, will jump onto roof, chant and gain health. Invincible until it returns to attack.


Tactic:Take down any non mega pigs unless you are good at dodging. Drinking Buff Soup is recommend to take down the Mega Pigs asap. Drink Milk in combination (and quickly together) for better results(not required). Shoot the pig in the rear until its rear pops off, exposing a tail bone.


Shoot the tail bone to get extra damage.(Might also apply to mouth shots). After taking a lot of damage, it will heal. If There's only one pig, heal health when it heals health by going to the nearest pump. Otherwise, while one pig is healing, attack another, Dodging/ strafing as it charges at you. switch when the other pig starts to heal. Mega Pig bodies do not count as bodies, so cannot be used for grinding. (Can continue shooting tail bone however).

There are 3 easter eggs not related to Achievements.

Black skulls-
There are 3 black skulls scattered around the barn. shoot all 3 to hear a story from the farmer.


Sun- above the garage door there is a sun. It can only be seen by standing next to or in front of the farmer. shooting it near the center on sunny days will cause the farmer to sing and cause the sky to turn yellow-ish green.



Crotch shot- Shoot the farmer in the crotch to make him really feel the pain (lol).

Well, there you have it. I hope you enjoyed this tutorial and found it useful. I hope to be back with more tutorials. Have fun! (P.S. i know there are a few mistakes here and there, but i was excited to release this guide. lol.)