To do this you must be very secret and stealthy, go to your parents room with a pair of Tri vision night vision goggles, then You must sneak in there and splinter cell the hell out of this Stealth. If you are cought, use your MLG drop kick skills you learned from Cloakers in PAYDAY 2.

Make the gaben altar (find out yourself, thats how you become smarter) and use all of the money from the Credit Card on steam, once that has been done go to the steam market and buy as many Australiums and Unusuals as you can. the unusuals and australiums give people a sense that you know what your doing there for you are more supperior then other Peasent gaben haters. there is a 0.01% chance that gaben will give you a steam code from the altar, but that is only if he feels like it.

This is EZ becuase it can be super EZ to find, the word MUST be 3 to 4 letters long (5 if you are a true player) and can consist of "The", "A" or "FAZE/MLG". this will raise your Dank meter to nearly 69 but will have to get to 420 if you want the whole effect of the dankness, For example, my is "Fang" and i have a australium sniper rifle with PRO KS on it, my unusual is a Anger with Scorching flames and is lime green. This can make people fear you and will also give you Aimbot for free (wont get VAC banned i promise ♥♥♥♥♥♥).

If you only play on competitive you will be so Dank that not even MLG or Faze want you, your skills will get better ver time and your Dank meter will reach 420 in no time with the assisted aim bot. going on Casual is basicly cancer but you must do it to put ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in there place. YOU are the top MLG/Faze member here and you must get on casual mode to dominate everyone and say "Nah m9 i no hack, i just uber good had game since 2007 k? Kek git gud nugga". saying kek will also help people fear you and in alot of cases even get there salt levels to reach over 9000. this guid should help you and if it dosent, ♥♥♥♥ off git gud git lmao box x d d d d d d d d.