Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to be become the usual csgo player
By Emil and 2 collaborators
This guide will certainly and 100% (not guaranteed) help you become the CS:GO player we all know and (don't) love.
This guide will show you have to change your Steam profiles appearance, and most preferably, your skills!


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We are not held responsible for loss of items or -rep comments on your profile.
   
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(Your Steam profile) STEP 1: Your name.
One of the best ways to help you identify yourself in the vast community of CS:GO is by choosing your name. Your name is what you really want to be called and an easier way to be recognized, basically choose whatever name you'd like.

"B-But I'm not original! And I lack the creativity to come up with a name!"

No problem! We spent countless hours analyzing the CS:GO community for the most common user names to save you time and frustration on being creative!

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xXx_<NAME>_xXx
FaZe <NAME>
FORGOTTEN
Not gay but $X is $X - Replace X with any number.
KennyS
Uran
[AWP]Alex]
DJ Keemstar
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Now, if you want to make your name look really cool, and unique. Use this website.[qaz.wtf]

And baddabim baddabum! You now have your very own creative, and unique, name!
(Your Steam profile) STEP 2: Your Steam info.
First of all, let's start with your information about you. Start by writing the following in your custom info box:

Silver I ✓
Silver II ✓
Silver III ✓
Silver IV ✓
Silver Elite ✓
Silver Elite Master ✓
Gold Nova I ✓
Gold Nova II
Gold Nova III
Gold Nova Master
Master Guardian I
Master Guardian II
Master Guardian Elite
Distinguished Master Guardian
Legendary Eagle
Legendary Eagle Master
Supreme Master First Class
The Global Elite

(Check your desired rank).

What's that? Your Steam level is 10? No worries, my friend! Just paste all that non-necessa.. *COUGH* I mean, the most necessary stuff on your profile summary even though this covers your info:



(OPTIONAL) You can also put in your knife history if you ever had a knife in your inventory. It's certainly the best way to brag and everyone cares what knife you ever had!
(Your Steam profile) STEP 3: Your profile picture.
The best way to identify yourself through in the CS:GO community, is your avatar.

"But what kind of profile picture is the best to choose" you may ask.

No worries friend! There are many profile pictures to choose from, the best ones for you is the one speaking to your soul. Choose what you truly love, it could be The Doctor from Doctor Who, your favorite pony from MLP, it could be the best profile picture no one has ever chosen or used before! It could even be...

"I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ONE YEEEEE!"



Oh, okay... Whatever suits you...
(Your Steam profile) CONCLUSION
Your profile should look like this now:



Congrats! You have now completed the look of your Steam profile! Now onwards to the next section which is about the way you behave in competetive matches!
Communication with in-game teammates (solo and with friends)
To communicate in the best way, we have chosen out some of the most common situations that players with low ranks (most likely) happen to get themselves into.

Solo-queue
If you've choosen to solo-que, then god bless.
Basically, just act like you're the leader of the team since none of your friends are there to judge you.

Since all your teammates are complete strangers that you probably never see again in your entire life, act as rude and profane as you can.

What's that? Your teammate missed a shot or two against an enemy opponent while you were spectating them totally missing a bot? This is where your freedom of speech and opinion kicks in! Call them whatever you'd like to. Whether is noob or silver, these two phrases are really popular.

And that's also what the report button is for! Reporting someone for their lack of skills. There is no better way to get rid of a non-skilled person in a competitive game, then reporting them to Overwatch that totally gives a ♥♥♥♥!

If a russian is in your team and starts to speak english to you, the best way to get rid of them is basically writing "Cyka blyat" or saying it trough your microphone. Because "cyka blyat" or other commonly used russian words used by non-russian speaking people is still relevant, original and funny as heck!

Pro tip: Say "♥♥♥♥ Putin!" for a better reaction!

Playing with friends
Don't lie, friend. You're probably a russian and a semi-english speaking person. You've chosen to play with 3 other friends on a competetive server with 1 teammate who doesn't speak a single russian word (apart from cyka blyat or stuff like that, but he's a sane person and not that ♥♥♥♥ ain't funny). This english speaking person will try his best to communicate friendly with you and help winning this match!

But you guys don't know what Skype or Teamspeak is, right? Just communicate in russian trough the in-game communication while your non-russian speaking friend here can listen to what you say! Easy win!

What? Your english speaking teammate here is not playing any good? Well, the best way to get rid of him is to speak in the most hurtful manner possible. Say bad stuff about him in russian even though he does not understand a word you say!

Also call him a noob despite him top fragging with 32 kills idk.

Also, call him a stupid american since he speaks english, though it is not entirely possible to connect to an american server in Russia.
13 Comments
Just BMAN847 16 Mar, 2017 @ 11:41am 
ur meen
󠀡󠀡 ⁧⁧veevee 6 Mar, 2017 @ 10:54pm 
xD
BooBear❤ 18 Feb, 2017 @ 10:27am 
i often see people put gambling sites or other shit like:
Fnatic Jew idk231312 csgocancer.ru
and generic girl avatars, if someone has an avatar like this then i can assure you that the person behind it is a 13 year old boy
Rokt 14 Feb, 2017 @ 6:33am 
My name jeff (threat)
尤利 5 Jan, 2017 @ 6:39am 
lol
Uncle Draža 2 Dec, 2016 @ 9:55am 
You're forgetting the little ✔️ check marks next to the knifes and the ranks in the rank list.
Siri 22 Sep, 2016 @ 9:52pm 
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♥ Sylveon ♥ 26 Aug, 2016 @ 3:49am 
that pic tho xD
2900 lieutenant 17 Aug, 2016 @ 7:11am 
This is great :D XD
Dylan // Pandi 13 Aug, 2016 @ 8:58pm 
lmao legit im laughing so hard