The community for the game, Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald, will tell you that the game contains the following things (THESE ARE NOT IN THE GAME! PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND!):


Things That are NOT in This Game:
-NPCs
-a tiger that will attack you (there IS a tiger, but it's never seen in the game; just implied to be there)
-a mansion that you can explore
-a laser room (there is a laser switch, but there are no visible lasers at all)
-guns
-guards (no NPCs in this game, so there are no guards)
-things that will kill you (you can't die in this game)
-jumpscares (I mean monster/people/NPC/animal/scary image jumpscares; there is a minor construction-related "jumpscare")
-emeralds (sorry, there are no collectible emeralds)
-first-person shooting (There are no guns in this game, remember? Also, no guard or NPCs (Non-Player Characters), so there is no need for first-person shooting)
-cars you can drive
-vehicles you get to ride on
-water levels
-cheats like noclip
-cheats at all
-a console
-elevators you can use
-flying abilities
-dragons
-things that damage you
-fireworks
-poison
-lava
-third-person shooter (or any third-person at all)
-multiple endings (there is ONE ending)
-bow and arrows
-weapons
-and so on

The above list is a list of what this game does NOT have in it.

The next section will discuss what this game DOES have.

This game DOES have all of the following things in it:
-pretzels
-coins
-papers you can read by clicking on them
-a vending machine
-phones you can pick up (unfortunately, you cannot completely pick them up; you'll see what I mean if you play the game)
-a narrator
-backstage levels (because that's the whole point of the game: being backstage)
-an UNSEEN tiger (you never see the actual tiger; just pictures and a Wikipedia paper on it)
-buttons you can press
-switches you can flip
-books you can't read
-levers you can pull
-tape recordings you can listen to
-soda cans
-desks you can go under using the key "C" to crouch
-desk lamps you can turn on and off
-sticky notes you can take by clicking on them (there is no "E" button use; you'll have to use your mouse)
-posters on the walls
-a game opening that trolls you into thinking your computer is messed up if you are on fullscreen (there is nothing wrong with your computer; it's the game that will start after the TV static prank)
-ONE ending that is the same for everyone
-number buttons you can push
-catwalks
-plants
-pressure wheels you can turn (the steering wheel type of switch/lever/thingie)
-stairs (lots of them)
-fire that will NOT damage you
-standing on tables (you can not jump, but you can get on a table...somehow)

This list has things the game actually has. Don't fall for the trolls in the community; they make some of us mad, too.