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How to keep your Feng Shui Good when play CS GO
By benson goone and 2 collaborators
This guide will show you how to keep make your Feng Shui Good when playing cs go so you can keep winning.
   
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Basics
So you're asking yourself, "why do I need good Feng Shui?" well thats because it gives you good Feng Shui Enargi so you can aim like a pro with help from buddha and the power of the great china
and in this guide you'll know how to have good Feng Shui when playing.
What To Do
1. Now first you would want to move your computer to face buddha, so he can help yo feng shui enargi and keep the bad feng shui away so your house doesn't collapse when your playing
2. Now you need to become docter so you can get blessing from your parents and so you don't get whipped.
3. Make sure you always play with bowl of rice. You want to know why asians play so good? because they have rice on hand wherever they go, so now you know why there is always asian better than you.
4. Be an Asian not a Bsian, no one lieks asians who only get b+ in their report card, they onry rike
A+.
Feng Shui Master
When in doubt always call Feng Shui Master, he give your house protection and get rid of bad feng shui enargi, plus you can see him fight the bad feng shui with his mystic staff, you must respect him in every way because he is chinese and chinese know everything, he will boost your computah by putting shrine so you can aim like scream on meth.
3 Comments
pancit playa fillipino swag 2 May, 2020 @ 12:01pm 
feng shui good now
goofygoober  [author] 10 Nov, 2016 @ 2:39am 
instruction not clear dick stuck in computer
malolo  [author] 10 Nov, 2016 @ 1:54am 
I rate this guide 5/7 I am a Feng Shui warrior now :D