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Storkhelmet

"THEY HAVE KIDNAPPED MY CAT! For the love of all that is holy, these terrorists must be tracked to their home base of Storkhelmet, Sweetan, and stopped in their diabolical plans.

I was dressing my cat up in ARMY FATIGUES and an ADORABLE LITTLE SOLDIER HAT when I TURNED MY BACK to go CHECK THE KETTLE. When I turned back around, the cat was MISSING. The most obvious answer: THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TERRORISTS! It is OCCAM'S RAZOR, men. BASIC MATHEMATICS.

My intelligence suggests that they are developing a new kind of fish-based superweapon and required my cat for testing. This will not stand! They will have to practice medicine on their own terrorist children if I have anything to say about it!

GO GET BRÖDINGER'S CAT BACK!"

--Transmission from Captain Brödinger, Head of Tactical Carpet-Bombing, Broforce

Storkhelmet is a short Broforce map made by a certain misguided individual known as Swede. We don't know what he was thinking, but it's his first map and utilizes a system of risks and rewards that allow you to recapture Brödinger's Cat by killing Satan and flying off in a helicopter while the ground explodes beneath you.

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